QBN'ers w Busniess Class Experience
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- instrmntl
my dearest qbners,
trying to get some ideas regarding business class. are there any plus and minuses in your experience? what can be done better? in an ideal world, if youre traveling for business, what are the nice little pluses that could improve your experience? anything goes.
- panacea0
No fucking crying babies
- +1 lolalicetheblue
- i wouldn't fuck crying baby anyway.pango
- 20020
plus - more comfort
minus - depends on plane to plane. need to be clear on what I am paying for.
- panacea0
A+ Orange Juice, that shit Donald Duck crap don't cut it.
- Fax_Benson0
Cheaper tickets! I'd be willing to give up some leg room and don't mind waiting to embark / disembark. I'd even accept less comfortable seats and paying for my own food if it meant my ticket was less expensive. There must be a solution.
- Seamless integration perhaps?instrmntl
- how would a preferred service be cheaper? makes no sense.monospaced
- monospaced0
Pre-clearing at security for a faster process, power outlets (multiple) at each seat, complimentary blowjobs, USB integration into the media system, faster wi-fi than coach.
- fyoucher10
- Make the chairs massage chairs.
- 1st class 1st row should have a place where you can put your shit without having to put it up top, like the folks behind you in the 2nd row.
- Have an electrical plug-in outlet for the seats closer to the isle. "Excuse me, mind if route my power cord under your ass and around your legs, and take out of one of your plugs so I can fit my shit in?". "No". "Okay".
- Stewardess's should wear less. A lot less. The really hot ones should wear nothing. Matter of fact, while we're at it, put a pole in the very front so they can swing around it.
- Internet access that works and doesn't cost as much as the computer I'm using. Fuck, that shit should be free.
- Stop serving stuffed shells with ricotta cheese.
- 1rst row in first is great but totally blows when you cant store your stuff anywhere, i totally agree!instrmntl
- panacea0
Hotter stewardesses and no gay stewards.
K?
- Yes to gay women!!!fyoucher1
- gay is good. you need to be more open or live in a red state.instrmntl
- nah if I'm sleeping I don't want my pecker being checked by the steward, stewardess is okpanacea
- Wow.
You're a total cock, sir.
mikotondria3
- e-pill0
business class pre-check in lounge.. all the massage, shower, shave, food, alcohol, beer, comforts, telephone, relax, no kids, no crying..
on plane.. endless alcohol, of your choice, endless food, menus, comfortable seat/ beds, closets, storage, legs room, comfort, cute staff, on long flights, multiple choices for breakfast, lunch, dinner, plus endless mini bar food, video games, movies, tv, radio, privacy, no fucking kids!!
upper deck, private, lots of leg room.. curtains on windows.. private rooms..
fly Cathay Pacific for the sexiest staff.. of any airline. my recommendation.
- panacea0
Rubbers.
Make condoms available for compulsory mile high club activities.
NO REBUTTAL~!
- jazmine0
videogames. or maybe ebooks so if you wanna read anything it's avail.
- eryx0
- instrmntl0
keep em coming
- 20020
Change room in plane. Many business travelers change in flight for during flight and change back before landing.
Any kind laundry / press service.
- 20020
Shower would be nice.
- monospaced0
Everyone in Business Class should be able to use any of their electronics and cell phones—approved or not—during take-off, throughout the flight, and while landing and taxiing.
End of thread.