Shit Co-Workers Say
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- fooler
CC: The President
Hey, looks like you skipped out of here early today.As a courtesy to folks here, could you give us a heads up when you are leaving during normal business hours?
Signed, Not Your Manager
- scarabin0
ouch
- elDoctor0
That guy deserves a COCK punch!
- insert "chick" for guy and "FUPU" for "cock"fooler
- totally, you can just tell this is a girl thing to domonospaced
- monospaced0
Tell 'em to find their own fucking business. Someone said something like that to me once and I explained that since I get all my work done (and then some) and often work after I get home that my coming-and-going from the office was the least of their worries. I would send a note to the President warning that "Not Your Manager" was wasting valuable time in the office sending frivolous notes to you instead of getting their work done.
- bulletfactory0
Wow - a fucking tattletale. What a horrible and petty bitch.
- dibec0
wow. just wow.
- bulletfactory0
Reply (CC: President)
Hey, looks like you you're sticking your nose where it doesn't belong.
As a courtesy to folks here, the next time I have an off-site meeting discussing new clients during normal business hours, I'll be sure to check with you first.
Signed, Still None of Your Business
- CanHasQBN0
kick him in his pussy.
- fooler0
funny thing is that the people who actually do manage me were aware I had to leave a few hours early so she did actually look like "a fucking tatteltale".
I feel like that Chris Rock skit but i'm a dude working with mostly chicks...
''l told you that bitch crazy.'' You know why?
'Cause every woman's got another woman
at her job that she can't stand.
Women, y'all exaggerate everything.
You turn it into some Dynasty shit, like:
''She's trying to destroy me!''
- Fax_Benson0
Unless you're a child minder or an air traffic controller or something, that's outrageous.
And what kind of dickhead uses phrases like 'as a courtesy to folks' and 'heads up' and 'normal business hours'?
- BonSeff0
Reply (CC: President)
Hey, looks like you're a cunt.
As a courtesy to folks here, thanks for letting us know you're a cunt.
Signed,
GFYS
- elDoctor0
Reply (CC: President)
Don't sleep tonight.
- 74LEO0
tongue punch to the fart box!
- Al_dizzle0
I cant stand rats.
- brandon_phillip0
Reply (CC: President)
Hey, looks like you popped in at 10am, carrying a Latte from Starbucks and then spent an hour talking about your new shoes from whereverthefuckfatcuntsshop to every god dam whore in this place. Glad to see you opened your email by noon and then shit the rest of the day away in meetings that really did not need your input.Oh yeah, I got here at 6:30AM, worked out, showered, and still managed to get all my top tasks done before you even thought about FAPing your FUPA. Oh, and guess what, I did more work before you got here than you will ever do in one month.
So if I knock off before you, shut your fucking pie hole or stuff more cake in it.
Signed,
GTD Guy with better things to do than answer to underperforming dregs who are just sitting here collecting a paycheck.(BTW - been there, done that, deleted the email, and went about crushing it like you do. Stay strong against the morons and idiots who believe they are doing their job.)
- holy shit, that's almost the same rant, verbatim, that goes through my head all day long at workmonospaced
- We must all work with similar sets of incompetent idiots.brandon_phillip
- 20020
Worker A: Hey (myName) can you help me with this?
Me: Sure give me a min, I am trying to get this urgent email out.
Worker A: (myName)?
Me: Hold on a sec.
Worker A: (myName) (myName) (myName)
Me: Dude hold on a sec.
Worker A: (myName) (myName) (myName) (myName) (myName) (myName) (myName) (myName) (myName) (myName) (myName)
Worker B: (myName) Can you help him? Thats annoying.
Worker A: (myName) (myName) (myName) (myName) (myName) (myName) (myName) (myName) (myName) (myName) (myName) (myName) (myName) (myName) (myName) (myName) (myName) (myName) (myName) (myName)
Me: Ok what is it???
Worker B: (myName) I really need that urgent email. Can't you just focus on one thing????
Worker A: I forget what I was going to ask.
- pango0
this thread has potential.
- 20020
I hear this a lot.
- And that bitch needs a mushroom bruise on her forehead.brandon_phillip
- 20020
I have been living "Office Space" life style for many years.
