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- Krassy9
Man’s plot to dump tons of LSD in L.A. water supply thwarted by police
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com…
“He hoped that by pouring massive quantities of synthetic LSD into the water supply he would awaken the universal love within each of us, thus destroying the capitalist economy of the United States in a matter of hours and setting the stage for a new worldwide communist revolution”
- timothy leary time travelled or reincarnated to save the USAuan
- lolKrassy
- from the same site
https://worldnewsdai…robotinc - Do you think it would have worked?CyBrainX
- Good criminalNBQ00
- Weird Al has really let himself go.utopian
- So it wasn't George Floyd that did this********
- it was an impeccable plan, I wonder why it failedernexbcn
- I can smell the Patchouli from here.tank02
- Democrat base********
- Scarecrow?bezoar
- pablo280
On Tuesday, HBO Max removed ‘Gone With the Wind’ from its library in the wake of protests over the death of George Floyd.
- HBO Marxpablo28
- Did Marx ever say anything about censorship?yuekit
- Lol, come on. While Marx saw censorship as tool of the elite, there isn’t a single example of a Marxist inspired state that didn’t have severe censorshipGnash
- Ya, ya, I know, ‘true’ Marxism has never been tried ...Gnash
- lol I wasn't about to defend Marxism, you have some weird preconceptions Gnash. Just asking a question.yuekit
- Black Santa Clausjmckinno
- yuekit0
Mystery solved as police say former Swedish PM Olof Palme was killed by Stig Engstrom, a graphic designer with financial and drinking problems
- who was Stig on QBN?********
- Ouch! "financial and drinking problems..." Bye to gd's prestige, we're now seedy criminals tooOBBTKN
- Hope they widen the profile a bit, otherwise I'm in trouble.Fax_Benson
- The murder weapon has not been found and no new forensic evidence has been uncovered
"How he acted was how we believe the murderer would have acted,"webazoot - I walk past that cinema all the time and it always crosses my mind that he was shot outside.face_melter
- Poor headline; he was a drunk gambler with a graphic design problem********
- who was Stig on QBN?
- ********0
Russia’s space leader seems pretty bitter about SpaceX’s success
“Elon Musk did not bring us down—he brought down his compatriots.”
- Soyuz cost per astronaut: $88 mil.
SpaceX cost per astronaut: $55 mil.grafician - https://www.cnbc.com…grafician
- Soyuz cost per astronaut: $86 mil.
SpaceX cost per astronaut: $55 mil.
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[tired]grafician
- Soyuz cost per astronaut: $88 mil.
- renderedred5
i wonder how's this going to play out
- All Flags Matterdeadsperm
- Ban Cup Series!grafician
- ^Nope, and sigh. Pointless long note rant.garbage
- I grew up in Alabama, and it was always the racist types that rocked this flag. They didn't even know the history, bc it's not even the original..garbage
- ..Confederate flag. It's a battle flag that was flown for about 3 years while they got stomped for being traitorous racists.garbage
- Then flown on gutter-ass lawns and sweaty t-shirts by inbred hicks as a dog-whistle for fellow racists for over 150 years.garbage
- The racist types tend to ruin everything for everybody man...grafician
- *spitsmoldero
- Lolpango
- They still have a flag that represents the Confederate Flag in the exact same context. They wave it in plain sight at the last lap of the race.Akagiyama
- webazoot-3
'Do I have to go to the f**king zoo?': Your guide to getting back to normal
ARE you confused by the government’s weird and disjointed plans for returning to normal? Here are your questions answered as best we can.
Can I have sex now?
Yes and no. You can go over to your partner’s as long as one of you lives alone. So if you’ve both got housemates they’re not only a pain in the arse with their mountain bikes and passive-aggressive kitchen notes, they’re stopping you getting a shag.
What is a ‘support bubble’?
It appears to be a euphemism for sexual intercourse. It’s not entirely clear, but at least it’s less toe-curling than ‘Burying the beef bayonet’ or ‘Exploring Punarnia’.
So how will they work?
Once you’re in a bubble – which are for single parents with children but not multiple occupancy dwellers – you can’t switch bubbles. Grandparents can be in a bubble, but only if one of them is dead. The bubble will self-isolate if COVID symptoms emerge and multiple bubbles are forbidden. All clear? Good.
When, for the love of Christ, are the kids going back to school?
September. Unless the second wave hits due to the confusing nature of all the government’s previous advice. Basically you’re going to be trapped at home with them in a bitter, fractious relationship for the rest of your life, like Steptoe and Son.
Do I have to go to the zoo?
Yes, because hardly anywhere else is open. If you like trudging around for hours staring at clinically depressed tigers while your children try to bankrupt you at the gift shop, you’re in for a treat. You can also go to a drive-in cinema because sitting in a Fiat 500 is how films were meant to be enjoyed.
Is this all just hastily cobbled-together bollocks?
Yes. But don’t worry, it’ll be different next week.
- renderedred0
this is becoming bizarre
Fawlty Towers 'Don't mention the war' episode removed from UKTV
- KE?!sted
- it would be quicker to train a monkey :)renderedred
- Best TV episode ever!! SADOBBTKN
- https://www.youtube.…OBBTKN
- I had never heard of UKTV until all of this.fadein11
- Yes, you do wonder if channels do this for the press sometimes.webazoot
- https://i.imgur.com/…fadein11
- lolsted
- buzzfeed is high@theguardiansted
- it's successfully triggered anyone who was watching tv 45 years ago AKA Dailymail readersBluejam
- Indeed Bluejam, it's such a shame these outrage cretins don't factcheck before blurting their nonsense online.fadein11
- Back about your business;
https://twitter.com/…
guidance?!webazoot
- webazoot2
Not sure how I missed this or why its in the Finance section but...
"Spanish porn star Nacho Vidal, who likes to advertise his aromatic candles shaped like male genitalia on Twitter, has been arrested on manslaughter charges following a man's death during a mystic ritual in which he inhaled psychedelic toad venom"
- Gardener5
- +++PhanLo
- lolsted
- I have seen protesters carrying leaf blowers and oven mitts for tossing canisters back at policesarahfailin
- Akagiyama1
"Uhhh, can you put your brother on the phone?"
- Gardener0
- Huh. I need to visit Bristol sometime - that doesn't look like an English city to me in terms of architecture etc.Nairn
- Go on. It’s a great city. I lived there for 18yrs.Morning_star
- I thought St George was Palestinian?Morning_star
- Greek.monoboy
- ********2
A chilling first: Physicists create exotic “fifth form of matter” on board the ISS
https://arstechnica.com/science/…
Physicists at Caltech and the Jet Propulsion Laboratory have created a rare quantum state of matter known as a Bose-Einstein condensate (BEC) in space for the first time, according to a recent paper published in the journal Nature. The physicists did so by placing a compact experimental setup the size of a mini-fridge on board the International Space Station (ISS). It's called the Cold Atom Laboratory (CAL), aka "the coolest spot in the universe."
- renderedred0
- lolneverscared
- This chaz thing is beyond parody. What a bunch or moronsGnash
- neverscared2
Austrian police defend decision to fine man after 'provocative' fart
Vienna force write on Twitter that ‘no one is reported for accidentally letting one go’- He got up from a park bench, looked at officers and “let go a massive intestinal wind apparently with full intent”, they said.webazoot
- "intestinal wind" that's almost poetic.sarahfailin
- According to Google Translate it's
'Darmwind' in German. Wonderful.Nairn - I'm naming my next band "Intestinal Wind".Akagiyama
- Dutchoven’s Fifth Symphony.MrT
- Nairn1
"Spanish opera house reopens with concert for plants
String quartet will play Puccini for potted audience at grand venue in Barcelona"
- Nairn1
"Masked arsonist might’ve gotten away with it if she hadn’t left Etsy review — Woman who burned two police cars IDed by tattoo and Etsy review of her T-shirt".
https://arstechnica.com/tech-pol…
- LolGnash
- 80 years in prison.tank02
- that's good plod work, you've got to admithans_glib
- ¯\_( ͡❛ ͜ʖ ͡❛)_/¯Bennn
- Racially motivated murder and assault by their own, cops sleep. Torch one of their empty cars, they go full fucking Dragnet. Fucking pig cunts.face_melter
- fooler1
Guy Fieri Fans Petition to Rename Columbus, Ohio as Flavortown
A new petition and a social media campaign are calling for the capital of Ohio to be renamed in honor of Columbus native Guy Fieri.
- Has anyone ever gone to "Guys American Kitchen & Bar" restaurant in NYC? Perhaps the worst overpriced hamburger that I have ever had. Is this place closed yet?utopian
- webazoot2
Silver linings and all that...
"Hairdressers told to 'keep talking to a minimum' when reopening after lockdown"
- nudes2
few days old but a goodie
- WTF? Why would they do that?jmckinno
- wow!renderedred
- big tech a law onto themselves,,,Doris_McSquirter
