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- benfal99
... a squirrel with my bike this morning. I feel really bad about it.
The lil' one steps in front of my front wheel and SNAP! I heard the bones cracks... Not a good feeling iam telling you.
Then he manage to run into a bush with his adrenaline rush i guess. Poor thing must have died in atrocious pain with internal damages and broken bones.
I will have nightmares about this.
:(
- pinkfloyd0
I did the same thing back in high school with my car. I felt bad as well, but I got over it. It will stay with you but the guilt goes away.
- monospaced0
I stepped on an ant yesterday.
- you bastard!goldieboy
- me tooloool
- your uncle is gonna be PISSSED!locustsloth
- lumedia0
i was parking once and saw a squirrel there. I want going really slow and just assumed that it would move. it didnt and it literally exploded under my tire. i felt pretty bad. plus i had my kids in the car. i had them get out on the other side.
- i lol'ddoesnotexist
- i nervously lol'd at "explode"benfal99
- yeah me too.74LEO
- This is horrible but oh so funny. I always assume if you go slow enough they will move...so thanks for the heads up that it doesn't always workFawnDog
- ....hahahahaha
STILL laughing....
hahahahhahaa.....ghandolf
- scarabin0
oh man, that sucks
sometimes i step on snails (done it barefoot before), hear that sickening crunch-squish and then have to grind them into the sidewalk to put them out of their misery
- I think snails actually like pain. http://www.youtube.c…
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- I think snails actually like pain. http://www.youtube.c…
- UKV0
When I was a kid hanging out a rock climbing spot, I thru a rock and accidentally nailed a chipmunk right in the head. Still think back to that day like 20 years later. Strange how that some of stuff sticks with you, but other stuff doesn't.
- CanHasQBN0
One time I was walking along a lake and noticed a snake about 12 feet away, so I picked up a big rock and threw it at him. It killed him. I didn't really think I would hit him, but I did.
- mg330
Some of my fiance's sister's boyfriend's kids are into hunting, and guns and stuff. At her dad's small farm, they were out in the woods and shot a fucking beautiful Bluebird with a high powered pellet gun. It didn't kill it, but it was on the ground twitching and obviously in shock. Some of their cousins who are not into that kind of stuff were with them and thought it was actually kind of funny, like it wasn't a big deal at all.
The cousin's parents were shocked to hear about it when I told them; the dad of the boys who shot it didn't really think it was a big deal because he's into hunting and all that. I was very conflicted. I don't hunt, but I have no problems with hunting if you're going to use all of the animal for food. It just pissed me off that this bird was nothing more than a target to them, when a glass bottle or paper target would have been just as sufficient. I hate the thought of little murderers being raised to get a thrill from wounding and killing an animal ON PURPOSE that was just enjoying its day and living it's life in a tree and then BAM!!! some 11 year old shoots it so he can smile and be proud of accomplishing something awful.
- TheBlueOne0
...the radio star. You may call me Mr. Video.
- liamh0
I made a squirrel jump in canal whilst riding on the tow path. As i headed toward him he looked to the safety of the trees and bushes, then to the icy canal, then back to the shrubbery then decide to take a dive into the water. I stopped and turned round feeling very guilty thinking that i forced the poor blighter to commit suicide, but no! Popped his little head above the water and swam for the other side of the canal.
- Douglas0
i ran over a rabbit one time in college while driving someone to the liquor store to buy for me. nevar forget.
- oey0
I used to eat meat, and that was cruel.
I stopped when one time, after several years doing it, I refused to help my father and uncles in a pig "assassination party"
So my father said:"If you don't help killing it, you won't eat it"
So I stopped, fuck that...
- 'assassination party' ?
sounds like fun.....benfal99 - I don't know the exact word in english, so sudden, to describe the ritual.oey
- oh, that's called butchering, and it's the first step before what's commonly known as "cooking."monospaced
- 'assassination party' ?
- oey0
And seriously, the pig crying was always fucking painful over the years, but taking the skin of a rabbit in one go, that would really mess with my stomach.
Even my father didn't like to do that.
He would have one piece of rabbit only and just because that was the dinner.
- _niko0
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- bulletfactory0
I watched Hatfields and McCoys on the History Channel this week - now THAT was some killing.
- tasty0
I killed a rabbit on easter with my car many years ago. Accident.
I purposely killed a rat with a brick once. It was stuck on a glue trap and it was screaming so I crushed it's head.
Natural born killer.
- I threw a mouse out the window of my building. No way it survived. That's what he gets for eating my food!monospaced
- actually, I still feel badmonospaced
- kap0r0
lumedia`s story about the exploding squirrel reminded me of this>
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A lion, sleeping in the jungle, is woken by the sound of loud laughter. Rousing himself, he goes to investigate and, behind a batch of trees, finds a group of elephants roaring with delight.
‘What's going on?’ asks the lion.
Tears rolling down his face, the nearest elephant replies, ‘We're fucking monkeys!’ .
‘Big deal’, says the lion. ‘I’ve done that hundreds of times. I've never had this kind of reaction!’ .
‘Well,’ says the elephant, ‘they don't explode when YOU fuck 'em!’