Conspiracy of the day
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- You do know whoever downvoted this is now being investigated lol********
- LOL itapango
- Kerningsarahfailin
- Investigated for wut? For Dislike pedo?pango
- You do know whoever downvoted this is now being investigated lol
- NBQ000
- I like the niche this YTer has created of "Scandinavian guy who lives in the woods"yuekit
- https://www.zerohedg…Hayoth
- yuekit2
Brandolini's law aka bullshit asymmetry principle
"The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude greater than that needed to produce it."
- PonyBoy5
MYSTERIOUS MONOLITHS
NEW ONE IN ROMANIA FUELS ALIEN BUZZ
On Heels of Utah Discovery
- The aliens slid and dropped the monolith right between the power lines...not a single fuck given. They even did the rock garden.utopian
- fucken gypsies.BusterBoy
- duolith?Fax_Benson
- Aliens polished this with a potato?Gnash
- It's already GONE https://www.reuters.…grafician
- nb0
Explanation of recent monoliths.
- renderedred2
- math checks out. but that would be socialism, what are we a bunch of commis?_niko
- lolGuyFawkes
- i wouldn't mind being a comminazi with a billion dollars.renderedred
- I was just thinking that Jeff Bezos is real life Santa Claus – guy can legitimately deliver to all the world's children in one night, and he already knows...BaskerviIle
- ...what's on their lists and all their behaviours etc. Only difference is his elves and reindeer are underpaid workersBaskerviIle
- Do Santa's elves and reindeer get paid?Nairn
- hmm, maybe not, will have to consult primary source material: Elf w/Will FerrellBaskerviIle
- Maths isn't a strong point round here is it? Try he could give every person *1* dollarcomicsans
- @comicsans, seriously, that's the first thing I noticed too. Are people that stupid?monospaced
- also. bezos doesn't *have* 121 billion dollars, the value of his stock + assets is $186 billion. if he sold all his stock at once it would tank the valuesarahfailin
- he would profit, though, so it doesn't really matter :)monospaced
- @comicsans, obviously the reason the tweet was posted was because the humour in how wildly off the maths is. Anyway, it's $17 each that Jeff owes usBaskerviIle
- @sarah and even in the wildly hypothetical situation where he did give one billion to everyone on earth, having a billion dollars would be the new $0.garbage
- Then you'd have 6.9bn broke billionaires waiting in line for $100,000 lattes.garbage
- exactly_niko
- It’s just a troll tweet. There’s plenty of those going around and people think it’s real.NBQ00
- Yeah. It taking traction as a troll tweet just shows how dumb half of our country is. If they can't do basic math, how can they comprehend the dismal science?garbage
- Ability to end poverty with only 1$ would be amazing.SimonFFM
- At least this serves to point out the real problem. It's not about how much one person has but how little some (not most) have.palimpsest
- The error is not in bad maths but in wanting to benefit every person.palimpsest
- Stop scratching your ass and work fucking commie********
- Mer il et fou.palimpsest
- @palimpsest Agreed.garbage
- Yup lol that math totally checks out.pango
- Bezos doesn't have 121 billion dollars.nb
- There are more than 7 billion people.nb
- It would cost more than 1 billion to give each person 1 billion because there are fees.nb
- I'm just writing nonsense because this thread is so dumbnb
- This is the way.palimpsest
- palimpsest0
I called my mother, after some pleasantries she was about to get started on the vaccine conspiracy when I have her my most marvelous speech about science being the last hope of man; coming close to tears in the end... and she like: "OK, talk to you soon".
So in the end I'm the one sounding like a conspiracy theorist.
- sarahfailin3
i can't believe this conspiracy theory that the Coronavirus vaccine is a ploy to put 'microchip trackers' into people's bodies. do these people not carry smart phones? how can this possibly be a concern to them?
do they believe the global pandemic is a scheme just to do this? If you could make millions of microscopic microchips w/ GPS tracking ability, would the first application be to inject them into a bunch of yokels so you can track their daily movements? what in the fuck would be the point of that??
- Archaic & paranoid thinking. There are easier ways to track people in modern times.dbloc
- they released some bullshit about it being connected to blockchain as well.. shit cracks me up********
- They also think wearing masks is so the government can track your easier...even though you’re covering half your face._niko
- but you can always leave your phone at home..autoflavour
- NBQ00-1
Not much of a conspiracy but a fact
- _niko2
Every time I hear someone say “wake up sheeple”
Inevitably it’s always from a very religious person.Yet, Christians literally refer to themselves as a flock.
- When I hear that, it's some kind of communist/marxist warning about the "perils" of capitalism.MondoMorphic
- The phrase was coined by a 10 year old girl.dbloc
- dbloc1
- if i had a nickle for every post like this over the past 10 years I'd be richer than bezos lol_niko
- Things are getting a little crazy, are they not? Love the idiosyncratic American/English Smacks of Агентство интернет-исследовани...jonny_quest_lives
- "garnered" "Continental United States" "Unprecedented" "Contested States" "Large Contingents" vocabulary usage is out of the park for the average MAGAistjonny_quest_lives
- "We are living through a period of history, that will be remembered for centuries God Bless us all. Pray..." That's some poetic Bot/propaganda steezejonny_quest_lives
- changing all my email signatures right now with that gemjonny_quest_lives
- That font really helps sell the seriousnessdopepope
- Fax_Benson2
How big is this farmer anyway?
- 12xu2
- I didn't realize Babylonian divinity was a thing.MondoMorphic
- Oh. My. God. Finally, the truth.Morning_star
- uan1
“Capitalism has created enormous global prosperity, but it has also left too many people behind, led to the degradation of our planet, and is not widely trusted in society,” said Lady Lynn Forester de Rothschild, Founder of the Council and Managing Partner of Inclusive Capital Partners. “This council will follow the warning from Pope Francis to listen to ‘the cry of the Earth and the cry of the poor’ and answer society’s demands for a more equitable and sustainable model of growth.”
