social media expert
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- youngdesigner
How does someone become qualified for a job like this?
- UKV0
young. hot. intern.
... case closed.
- prophetone0
first off, you need to have read the entire internet
- Mr_Mxyzptlk0
Degree in sales/marketing
Vocabulary replete with buzzwords
Google accountHead up own ass
- CALLES0
fuckers make money
- It's the snake oil salesmen of our generation. Until they can map ROI, it will be an undefined science/art.brandon_phillip
- youngdesigner0
How much?
- capn_ron0
an instagram account and an iphone. done.
- studderine0
I have one at my work and I'll admit she is good at PR. Delivering "value"? I have no idea.
- I have a whole fleet of them at work, all value is in them being bags for hammers.brandon_phillip
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- brandon_phillip0
an iphone. done.
- frost2150
google analytics and a twitter account
- Seriously. They are not smart enough for GA. They probably use crayons and coloring books for graphing data.brandon_phillip
- Miguex0
a phone. done
- monospaced0
You have to have a relationship official as a status on Facebook and then tweet about it and have your engagement photographed and posted on Instagram.
- monospaced0
Our social media talks to her mom and boyfriend all day. I can confidently say she doesn't do anything productive or of value. A social media expert seems entitled to one hour lunches with a trip to the gym and spa daily during work. They also aren't expected to show up until after 9am and are never seen past 5pm.
- basically, only 5 hrs of work daily are required, and most of that is spent online shoppingmonospaced
- also, she's not hotmonospaced
- Sounds like the PR department and any other role where slack is given and shopping trips are allowed.brandon_phillip
- 1hr lunches and turning up to work after 9am should be basic rights to every employee.qTime
- @qTime, yes, but to tack on another hour at the gym/spa and the rest of the time on the phone is bullshitmonospaced
- Yep agreed. Thats pretty shitty. They'd have to be pretty hot to pull that off.qTime
- sign me upfooler
- honest0
I always ask how long they've been in the job and if it's less than 10 years, I tell them to read more books.
- Fax_Benson0
I personally believe that most people are unable to do the social medias, because you need to have education like such as the facebook.
- qTime0
Hopefully one day we'll look back and laugh at how important we thought facebook and twitter were.