Tweet of the Day
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- BusterBoy1
Written by Mike Tyson?
- PhanLo2
- haha. Maybe the dead patient owed her some cash for snacks?Ianbolton
- The day after my mother in law died a couple months ago, we noticed someone writing and cashing her old checks. People are scum.monospaced
- Are they still a patient if they're dead?robthelad
- PhanLo3
Spolier: It wasn't his bollocks
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- I'm sure nobody saw it before, but they will now.ShenanigansTV
- utopian0
When I get that feeling, I want sectional healing
- NBQ00-3
- mort_11
- This is why I come to QBN.cherub
- For a tweet I found on Tumblr and posted to QBN via Imjur?mort_
- Wow, they were lucky to have set it up in exactly the right place for the meteor too.Ianbolton
- No mort, for Emi. In these hard times we need the lols... and we need them from people like Emi.cherub
- I almost stopped by there last time I was in AZ, but it's 30 bucks to go walk out on a deck.garbage
- For the last 6 years my Wife’s background pic on her phone is a pic of me standing on that deck in front of the crater (true story) :)PonyBoy
- Was it worth it?garbage
- I think they got us for another $25+ inside for coffee etc...
... I suppose it was worth it to my wife as it's still her phone's background img. :) (awwww)PonyBoy - I still can’t not see a anusIanbolton
- utopian3
18 minutes after the conversation was supposed to begin, Musk claimed that X was the target of a “massive DDOS attack” that had made it impossible for the Space to proceed as planned.
The rest of X appears to be working normally, however, and a source at the company confirmed to The Verge that there wasn’t actually a denial-of-service attack. Another X staffer said there was a “99 percent” chance Elon was lying about an attack.
- *massive DDOS attack on Twitter!!!1!!1*
*posts claim from... Twitter*face_melter - when it's just three nerds in Ohio trying out that Giant Space Laser program from 20 years ago.face_melter
- I wouldn’t trust an anonymous staffer. Tech companies are full of people who don’t know anything but think they know everythingnb
- Of course, it’s irrelevant. The thing didn’t work, one way or the other. Shitty tech.nb
- He's become the richest troll in the world. It's a shame.wagshaft
- Donald Trump Doesn’t Need X—but Elon Musk Desperately Needs Him Back
Musk’s stagnating platform has been hemorrhaging users and advertisers for years.neverscared - https://www.wired.co…neverscared
- No it hasn’t. What’s stagnated is the corporate press because more people are listening to podcasts and independent media.IRNlun6
- At this point anyone who remotely considers the news to be real information is hopelessly confused.IRNlun6
- When you have major networks and all their little satellite companies parroting the same information verbatim you don’t anything near resembling reliable news.IRNlun6
- following your logic here .. the hamas terrorist attack on oct. 7, i saw on the tv is not real information... got it.. sounds more like u are making up lies.neverscared
- but hey now i have u as a reliable news agent. and iam not confused anymore....tell me more...neverscared
- u cant just talk any stuff u want on major news either... even the worst outlet like fox news had to pay up after tucker carlsons lies...neverscared
- That’s an illogical and absurd comparison. When I mention the corporate press vs podcasts/independent media it’s clearly a distinction of controlling interests.IRNlun6
- Just because a news outlet reports on an earthquake or terrorist attack doesn’t discount the political or advertisement influence on news media.IRNlun6
- FFS they had nearly half the country believing Joe Biden was sharp as a tack. You needed the media to figure that out? You believe their surprise?IRNlun6
- *massive DDOS attack on Twitter!!!1!!1*
- PhanLo8
- yeah well que bee en dot interwebz says that 5g towers are bad, covid vaccines are chipped and muslims are fucking your sister._niko
- ^L O LPhanLo
- niko, everything is made up except the Muslim thing.NBQ00
- Catholics run actual pedo ringsmonospaced
- Not sure about pedo rings but some Catholic priests sure are pedos. And many Muslim men are pedo rapists https://x.com/realMa…NBQ00
- NBQ is so smart, he doesn't know Spotlight covered this topic (but with tact) 20+ years agoimbecile
- Most pedo rapists are men, you got that right. How many have the Catholic Church covering it up, defending them and employing them?monospaced
- Look, don't go full deathboy retard and conclude I'm defending Islam, because obviously I'm not.monospaced
- But the only seemingly institutionalized practice of pedophilia by a religion that worries me is Christianity, not Islam.monospaced
- mort_3
These Chinese girls don’t play.
- flol I'm seriously making copies of this and randomly posting them around my neighborhood.garbage
- coolmonospaced
- See what I mean? Tired of accidentally living in your head. Go pet your kids, you triggered old fool.garbage
- huh? am I not allowed to comment at all? Why don’t take everything so personally?monospaced
- like, nothing about me was triggered, but here you are getting all mad out of nowhere ... smhmonospaced
- Simple, simple equation that I've laid out multiple times: you're some old spaz that I apparently triggered way back.garbage
- You can ignore me softie, I only respond to you in hope that you'll stop being triggered way back. I'm something to you, you're boring to me.garbage
