Obama should resign
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- autoflavour
http://www.newyorker.com/online/…
Makes total sense
- d_rek0
Tax dollars hard at work.
- utopian0
The Repulitards are wacko, desperate and delusional...
- desperate, yes, delusional, kinda, but those fuckers know exactly what they're doingmonospaced
- agree with mono.74LEO
- mono, you support Repubs?canoe
- CygnusZero40
If she lip synched, then how when she pulled the ar piece out was she able to still look like she was singing it?
- *ear pieceCygnusZero4
- she admitted lip syncing. Got there late, no time to rehearselocustsloth
- not that it's a big deal, IMHOlocustsloth
- Doesnt bother me either. It was freezing out there. Cant expect anyone to sing like that in 10 degrees.CygnusZero4
- Jesus fucking christ, did anyone think that woman was ever really singing? I thought it was obvious nobody does anymoremonospaced
- utopian0
And if you thought that "Dr. NO" aka Congressman Ron Paul was fucking nuts... meet his son Senator Rand Paul.
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree...
“By lip-synching the national anthem, Beyoncé has cast a dark cloud over the President’s second term,” said Sen. Rand Paul (R-Kentucky). “The only way President Obama can remove that cloud is by resigning from office at once.”
While many in the media have blamed Beyoncé for the lip-synching controversy, Mr. Paul said, “We must remember that this happened on President Obama’s watch.”
Mr. Paul said that the White House’s refusal to comment on the Beyoncé crisis “only serves the argument that this President has something to hide.”
“If Beyoncé lip-synched the national anthem, how do we know President Obama didn’t lip-sync his oath of office?” he said. “If that’s the case, he’s not legally President. But just to be on the safe side, he should resign anyway.”
- Sen. Rand Paul (R-Kentucky)
- wow. it's frightening that this guy is in a position of powerGnash
- that's totally an SNL skitGnash
- The Onionmonospaced
- < even betterGnash
- You believe this is real? You think Paul is nuts?
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- set0
Some people really don't have anything to do with their lives, do they...
- SunSunSun0
what a hilarious bunch of bullshit.
- wordssssss0
I take it you don't read the New Yorker much.
- < THISmonospaced
- yeah, living in BERLIN GERMANY as i do.. its not high on my daily read..autoflavour
- am i missing something?autoflavour
- Yep, your crack hitgoldieboy
- i_monk0
I really hope the Republicans and Teabaggers split into separate parties.
- NonEntity0
An obvious joke article, no?
- Senator Rand Paul
is more serious than...
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- Senator Rand Paul
- randommail0
I was looking for The Onion logo.
- monospaced0
Guys, it's The Borowitz Report, it's basically their version of Colbert.
- elahon0
“If Beyoncé lip-synched the national anthem, how do we know President Obama didn’t lip-sync his oath of office?” he said. “If that’s the case, he’s not legally President. But just to be on the safe side, he should resign anyway.”
HAHAHA!!
- mg330
Human beings elect people like this.
- identity0
I love that everyone fell for this so hardcore.
- not everyonemonospaced
- but yeah, the SCARY part is that at this point, I wouldn't put it past the Republitards to actually say thismonospaced
- That's the big joke though, isn't it? Their rhetoric looks like farce. The two become indistinguishable. Though - this seemed obviousidentity
- Seemed pretty obvious. There's rhetoric and posturing and then there's insane.identity
- haha, I think that's why this one is so effective, it really shows how those lines have blurredmonospaced
- albums0
Did that really just happen?
- arthur0
Humor is lost on the stupid.
- when the stupid are elected to office, humor is indistinguishable from realityautoflavour
- “Sarcasm... the protest of those who are weak.”
― John Knowlesalbums