morning routine
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people do strange things in the morning. what are the first things you do after waking
- d_rek0
3S's
Shit. Shower. Shave.
Not always in the order and occasionally omitting one or two.
- in that order? I usually..
Shave. Shower. Shit.utopian - Shaving is easier after showering... it softens the beard and skin.monospaced
- how can you shit after a shower?CanHasQBN
- the shit smells like aftershave.utopian
- i know people who think it's normal to shit after shower. i don't even want to try to understand. i hate when that happens. very rarely...mnk_b
- ...happens. very rarely.mnk_b
- in that order? I usually..
- monospaced0
take a poop, shower, have sex, get dressed, brush teeth, go to work
- if the girlfriend's still sleeping, substitute trolling QBN for sexmonospaced
- would you wanna brush teeth before sex?CALLES
- I brush right before I get into bed so no. Sometimes I smoke a bowl so I like to brush right before I leave the apt.monospaced
- stoplying0
Hang with my boy and my wife in bed.
Press power on coffee maker.
Check Twitter and reddit pics app on iPad.
Shit/Shower.
Dress.
Kiss wife and son.
Commute to work.
- sine0
my gf gets up at 5.30 am to get ready for work. i'm either up by 6 to have coffee with with her or snooze until 7 (< more often than not).
so:
swear at my gf's alarm; coffee and a smoke; morning sex is off the menu since she gets up so early (and usually late for work)... yet i'm cursed with waking up with a throbbing boner every morning.
shower; get dressed; go to the office, where i make a point of not doing any work-related stuff until at least 9 am... read the news; reply to personal email, etc.- she wakes me up just before 7 when she leaves if i opt for the snoozesine
- my colleague also starts working at 7. often calls me at stupid-o-clock with work-related issues, which is why i use my first couple of hours at the office for personal stuffsine
- ... first couple of hours at the office for personal stuff.sine
- seeessess0
wake up, congratulating myself for making it to another day
downstairs for a coffee
feed the cats
the three s's
get the kids up
a million other things before going to work for a break
- section_0140
Wake up late as fuck
Brush teeth / shower
run out the door
- mikotondria30
Get up, brush, floss, make coffee, make kid's breakfast, make kid's lunch, make wife's breakfast, hassle kid off to school, eat breakfast.
- chrisRG0
brush teeth
shower
coffee
pretend to work until lunch time
- utopian0
beat a couple off.
go back to sleep.
one more for the road.
take shower.
eat dinner.
go to bar.
sleep.
- monospaced0
I like to iron a work shirt (in-house corporate shit) every morning, sometimes pants too. I guess that's "strange" for designers.
- sublocked0
* drink water
* eat an orange, yogurt, or something light
* coffee
* check email / social media
* gym
* shower
* work
- scarabin0
sit around, sometimes smoke a cigarette
have a shot of whiskey
check my facebook on my phone
practice a bit with the guitar
smoke a bowl
have some shower sex
make egg on toast
brush my teeth
get dressed, sometimes whatever i was wearing yesterday
- sine0
- Fax_Benson0
piss, tea, cigarette, think about doing some exercise, read paper, tea, dump, wash / brush, emails, tea and toast, dump, cigarette, work, elevenses, cigarette, watch the squirrels / tap the nuts down in the nut-holder for the birds outside (winged animal variety, sadly), work, job search, lunch.
It's actually less exciting than it sounds.
- uhhh, two dumps sounds very exciting actuallymonospaced
- co-worker looking at me wondering why i'm laughing at my computer..cbass99
- JG_LB0
sexy time
- CanHasQBN0
-Wake up in the morning
-Feel like P. Diddy
-Grab my glasses
-Out the door
-Hit the City
-But before I leave, I brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
-Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back