Failed Slogans
Failed Slogans
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- CyBrainX0
With a name like Smuckers.
There was an amazing SNL sketch on that in the Akroyd Belushi days but I can't find it on YouTube.
- fredddddd0
God forgives you.
- monospaced0
Drive one
Ford
- lolohhhhhsnap
- could imagine the boardroom "Yes! Let's go with it!"ohhhhhsnap
- ohhhhhsnap0
GEO
"No matter what"
- _me_0
- CyBrainX0
Where do you want to go today?
- ohhhhhsnap0
- that's not even a full sentenceArsenicPants
- ...it's not yet. your fave drug store.ohhhhhsnap
- drug. store.freedom
- ohhhhhsnap0
Just saw Mountain Dew Diet's commercial
"The only diet with Dew in it"Sounded so disgusting!
- i_monk0
If you remember the slogan 10-20-30 years later, did it really fail?
- I remember it because I was in there constantly shopping for pens to draw with... the jingle was constantohhhhhsnap
- does that count?ohhhhhsnap
- keewee0
"The wholesome snack that smiles back until you bite their heads off"
- dopepope0
Reebok's let U B U.
- Krassy0
- hahahaMiguex
- use a coffee grinder. and chop ur veggies. simpleohhhhhsnap
- ArsenicPants0
"younger nuts are better nuts"
"tastes like grandma"
- Mr_Right0
Out of Our Minds.
-I believe this was a tag Minolta used back in the day.
- instrmntl0
I'm a Yes Man. (Sprint?)
- GeorgesIV0
Hope and Change
- cbass990
The Walt Disney Corporation:
Slipping you a Mickey since 1928