Dogs vs. Cats thread
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- CygnusZero40
Cats win this. Dogs are cool but need too much attention and arent clean animals. Cats are some of the cleanest animals in the world, spending much of their lives cleaning themselves. If you dont give a dog a bath it smells like shit. Cats clean themselves and shit in a box. Win.
- plastic flowers are even cleanerpressplay
- also: catpiss = worst smell there ispressplay
- they bury itCygnusZero4
- they only piss on your things if they don't like you. ;p (that or they aren't fixed).sea_sea
- They mark their territory when they arent fixed. Cats dont have malicious intent. Not smart enough.CygnusZero4
- fuck offcbass99
- "Cats dont have malicious intent. Not smart enough."
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- dogs and cats will both do that, upset them and you find poop or pee where they know you don't want itZOOP
- i had a kitten piss and poop right under my computer every day, i even built a barrier. fuker jumped it. little fuker got lost one day.sea_sea
- Miesfan0
- "please come bang me"digitdaily
- what was out teh window?74LEO
- Rumbledgoldieboy
- ZOOP0
- pinkfloyd0
I'll pick a cat over a dog anyday.
- ZOOP0
Humans focus on cognitive ability and use that as the basis for intelligence. Consider the behaviors (sometimes very complex) encoded in an animal's DNA as intelligence and things look different. In addition attributes that animals have would be considered super-human if one were to acquire them. Night vision built in, lightning reflexes, extreme accuracy and balance, smelling cancer inside a living body, sensing impending earthquakes, endless examples; must be why Buddhists see all life as equal, it's in the eye of the beholder.
- ZOOP0
- sine0
i heard this in a stand-up set. can't remember who.
in the dogs vs cats debate, imagine guide-cats... it would be chaos.- guide cats would direct you INTO trafficautoflavour
- Traffic light with lasers! to guide the cat. problem solvedpango
- < lolZOOP
- autoflavour0
i am pretty sure this question is impossible to answer as Cats are fucking retarded and no one would ever choose it
- ZOOP0
I have three dogs and two cats, all do their share or it's down the well...
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- dbloc0
cats are boring
- inteliboy0
Cat's are for lonely weirdo's who spend too much time inside.
At least dog's are active and do things along side their human counterpart.
- Peter0
...To continue on the stereotype ^
Dog persons are the one who must insist cats and cat people are bad or boring.
Cat persons doesn't really care about what those dog people are talking about nor their preferences in pets.
- 23kon0
Cat persons doesn't really care about what those dog people are talking about nor their preferences in pets....
... and kind of snigger a bit when they see a dog walker out their window getting made to go outside late at night in the cold, wind and rain because their pet needs the toilet.
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- moldero0
- so funny! cats love toilet paper, sinks and boxes.capn_ron
- fuckin bastardsCygnusZero4