florida is whack
florida is whack
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- PhanLo0
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OSCEOLA COUNTY, Fla. – Two men stealing a pizza and several packs of Pokémon cards from a Target led to a deadly deputy shooting Wednesday night, records obtained by News 6 Thursday revealed.According to a charging affidavit for two men facing petit theft charges after the shooting at the Target located at 4795 W. Irlo Bronson Memorial Highway.
Deputies said the men — Edwin Lowe, 19, and Michael Samuel Gomez, 18 — were seen entering the store, selecting an empty bag and loading it with packs of Pokémon cards and a pizza.
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- Multiple units attempted to make contact with the Audi, which ultimately led to two deputies opening fire, killing one man.imbecile
- Imagine getting shot dead over Pokemon cards. What a bunch of losers.
Apparently the mall were funny about selling them because it led to trouble.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯PhanLo - petit theft?sarahfailin
- very small theft, micro petit. HehePhanLo
- Seems light.. county over from me tho.hydro74
- Don't get any ideas about stealing pizza Hydro or you get shot down.
Gotta catch em all!PhanLo - dont mess with those pokemon fanaticspango
- PhanLo0
- Found the propeller!utopian
- kid looks like he's 14 w/ tattoossarahfailin
- utopian1
- isn't this the guy from the pizza reviews?!
https://www.youtube.…milfhunter
- isn't this the guy from the pizza reviews?!
- utopian-1
- PhanLo-3
- do people resent Floridians like they do rich people?hotroddy
- not me personally. but they're like a bad reality tv show you just can't look away.pango
- ever been to florida pango?hotroddy
- I reckon Florida would be amazing to go and party in. Remember laughing with Irvie Welsh about how it was for retirees, but he was saying it was wild as he...PhanLo
- ...lived there and partied a lot.
My mate married a woman from NJ who had family there and he said they were all racist as fuck.PhanLo - Another mate went over for a painting event and some local graf beef kicked off and someone attacked the dude next to him with a machete, he went to help and...PhanLo
- ...some other dude appeared from nowhere with a gun so he ended up just sitting it out behind a wheelie bin.
He kept saying 'great place, but mental...'PhanLo - He also met a prostitute there who had lost an eye, who would charge men to stick their cock in the socket.
You'd probably respect her hustle Hotrods.PhanLo - Florida is so diverse and has so much to offer, it's impossible to call it one thing.hotroddy
- respect if you know irvine Welsh.hotroddy
- currently residing in Key Biscayne and swim 2k everyday along the coast. While I swim I see are throngs of thongs.hotroddy
- been to florida once. to work for a week. didn't party or tourist shit. the florida i know is from the internet. lolpango
- never been to florida. the florida i know is from the internets. lol2sted
- I lived there through half of high school. They hate non-whites, lgbtq folks, goths, and anyone with a three-digit IQ. It was such a fun timescarabin
- where in florida did you live?hotroddy
- kind of broad generalization when key west and miami beach is practically gay and half the state is hispanic, puerto rican, guatemalans, hatians, etchotroddy
- True. I was in the panhandle. Panama city. Redneck centralscarabin
- the redneck riviera? thats not florida. that's alabama deep southhotroddy
- and 5% of populationhotroddy
- the redneck riviera is the next development boom. beautiful beaches for half the property pricehotroddy
- Thought we talking about Florida people.
I don't know much about Florida. I just know Internet's Florida is very entertainingpango - I’ve been once and we had a great time with the family. My vision of Florida was akin to “the Florida project” it was sort of like that but a lot nicer_niko
- wait..... hotroddy's an florida man? lolpango
- I live in cali but better to live as a Florida man than some one who bitches about the name of their province yet enjoys the privileges granted by said provincehotroddy
- Lol that's the only thing you got? "I think there could be a more fitting name" vs "meme people laugh at"pango
- Of all the stupid shit I said that's the one you think it's gonna get to me? Lolpango
- i'm pretty sure i've said a lot of actually embarrassing stuffspango
- I agree, you have. I was trying to be nice by not mentioning the worse ones. :)hotroddy
- lol right. be nice right after you just said some dumb shit. although it stays true to you rather be a laughing stock than have an opinion lolpango
- and for the record. i paid for those privileges. it's straight up illegal for them to deny me of my right. including criticizing it's name. if their feelingspango
- hurt, they can stop taking my money anytime. but they won't. cuz they're not little bitch like you who can't take criticism lolpango
- are you a Canadian citizen now? Congrats.
I'm sure you command large fees and you are a significant tax contributor. They are lucky to have you.hotroddy - they better be! our population can't sustain it self.pango
- PhanLo-3
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- utopian0
Woman dressed like superhero among 2 charged with imprisoning minor.
- "Investigators did not explain why the woman was dressed that way."OBBTKN
- thiccautoflavour
- autoflavour1
im going say.. St Petersburg in Florida is hands down my favourite place I have been in the US.. Granted it was during a festival but it was so lovely.
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- I'm going there next week for a business trip.CyBrainX
- fooler1
My mom moved to Naples Florida about 20 years ago. She moved to New Mexico about 10 years ago because she thought there were too many "old people" in Florida. She was 70 when she moved out of there.
