St Patricks Day Jokes
St Patricks Day Jokes
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- sighost
Used to live next door to a gay Irish couple...
...Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael
- GeorgesIV0
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH...
good one
- cbass990
irish i was in you
- monospaced0
Why are there only 239 beans in Irish bean soup? One more and it'd be "too farty."
- whatCygnusZero4
- what do you mean, what?monospaced
- too farty? oh boyCygnusZero4
- do you get it finally?monospaced
- HAHAHAHAA!elahon
- utopian0
What do you call a black-midget in Ireland?
- A lepra-coon.utopian
- jesus amateur hour todayCygnusZero4
- your Irish joke is much funnier, Cygnus,... oh waitmonospaced
- racist assholePonyBoy
- utopian0
What's two miles long and has an IQ of forty?
- utopian0
What do you call an Irishman with a university degree?
- utopian1
Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral?
- utopian0
Whats the difference between a smart Irish man and a unicorn?
- Nothing, they're both fictional charactersutopian
- hahaaamonospaced
- PhanLo0
- And eat shitty boiled beef and soggy bland vegetables and stale shitty bread. Seriously wtf.monospaced
- rattail-1
Q: Do you have any Irish in you?
A: Would you like some?
- fooler0
St Patrick’s Day is basically 420 for alcoholics.
