Loch Ness monster
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- qoob
A mysterious satellite image has given fresh hope to believers of the elusive Scottish sea creature.
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- hotroddy0
here he is again!
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IT CAN'T BE REAL.
WE KNOW EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT THE WORLD.
EVERYTHING.
- <qoob
- an obstruction diverting current water. but if you want to think it's monster go right aheadhotroddy
- I ALWAYS CHOOSE THE LEAST PLAUSIBLE EXPLANATION BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FRINGEhereswhatidid
- I never said I think it's the monster, I just laugh at people that claim to know everything about the world.********
- Did anyone claim that?hereswhatidid
- All the time.********
- I claim to know there is no Loch Ness monster. Definitively.monospaced
- Cite one?hereswhatidid
- No, mono, you don't.********
- Idiot.********
- It's improbable, but claiming to know definitively are the statements of an idiot.********
- Yeah... definitely not possible. I can say with 100% certainty there's no fucking ancient sea monster in that lakemonospaced
- just like I can claim with 100% certainty there's no tooth fairy, or sasquatch, or miraclesmonospaced
- you don't have to be an idiot to realize that monsters are just kid's bedtime storiesmonospaced
- Fool********
- Certain things are unlikely, for sure, but to lack the humility and intelligence to about that...********
- ...you don't know everything about existence is utterly ridiculous, ignorant and foolish.********
- To admit*********
- Typical idiot human being thinking he knows and understands all there is to know and understand. Laughable.********
- i can tell some of you guys like fighting on the internet. FACTdoesnotexist
- You have a point, I know what your'e saying. But YOU'RE a drooling idiot if you think the Loch Ness monster MIGHT be realmonospaced
- MIGHT be real.monospaced
- Also, I LOVE getting set all riled up over the smallest shit, especially when he starts insulting.monospaced
- but still, only a fucking IDIOT would think there's a possibility that some huge lake monster existsmonospaced
- Do you have any idea how big it is? Cut off from anything else over an epoch. Who knows what's down there.********
- Not me, not you. Yes it's certainly unlikely but neither you or I have any idea, yet you're the only idiot claiming you do.********
- For instance, the giant panda was an urban myth like bigfoot until not long ago... and it lives far closer to humans than the himalayas********
- To claim that you know it all is astoundingly ridiculous********
- i know alldoesnotexist
- hahahaha, and then?monospaced
- bwaahahahaha, you think there's a loch ness monster, that's some funny ass shitmonospaced
- I very much doubt there is personally, though I wouldn't be cunty enough to say I know there isn't.********
- aahahaha, okay fair enoughmonospaced
- moldero0
that is obviously a B-2 Stealth Bomber
- 5timuli0
Remember that the sides of Loch Ness are steep as fuck, and it's 700ft+ at it's deepest point... but yeah, this is most likely surface currents and other displacement caused by passing boats. They've been blamed for this before.
- 700 ft isn't deep, btwmonospaced
- the trench off the coast of Monterey is 29,000 ft+, and no monstersmonospaced
- Deep enough to house a 100ft beast with room to thrash around. Not that I believe it's actually a thing...5timuli
- uhhh, no, 700 ft isn't that much room, especially for a huge creature like thatmonospaced
- that's like saying a school is big enough to hide in, for hudnreds of years, without detection.monospaced
- 5timuli0
I FOUND ANOTHER N... oh, no, never mind.
- 5timuli0
Could be shitey sludge after all, eh?
- benfal990
So its a big fish now?
- qoob0
I LOVE HOW PEOPLE PRETEND TO KNOW EVERYTHING.
- qoob0
Yes it could be shitey sludge...it could also be a plesiosaur
- ********0
This thread an discussion above are fucking hilarious...
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4/20, all the writers in the UK are high?
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Or is it April 1st again?
- utopian0
A great marketing and PR stunt from Apple.
And still no one is using Apple maps!
- CALLES0
is that the malaysian boat?
- inteliboy0
guys come on, only idiots believe loch ness isn't real.
- monospaced0
This is totally real. See, the necks are exactly the same, like a brontosaurus.
- dconstrukt0
read the articles online... they proved it was a boat... because it only came up in apple's maps, not googles or anywhere elses.
btw. loch ness monster IS real...
we've got him in our swimming pool. :-)
- CALLES0
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