Where The Fun IS
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conversely to the "ISN'T" thread...
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- "Ma'am can you confirm your hole count? I'm seeing extra here"futurefood
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- Curious where this woman is now and what she's doing.NBQ00
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- "Ave Maria, gratia plena, Dominus tecum..."OBBTKN
- Akagiyama2
My ex and I had a fun little game we would play every Saturday morning before going to the Farmer's Market over there on Water St.
It was a long, clear, flexible tube with soft, but grippy silicone ferrules at each end. We'd insert the tube ends into our anuses and rectally grip as tight as we could. Of course, being a man (and what a man!), my asshole had grip enough to turn a potato into waffle fries, but my ex, boy, she had a wily little bean flinger that could catch a fella off guard if he wasn't careful.
But it wasn't about the grip! This was not a contest of strength, at least not that kind. In the center of the tube, resting in the little valley created by the slack of the ass game, laid a ping pong ball. Now, the aim of the game was to fart the ball all the way into the other person's butthole and plug it tight. Haha, and oh, did I mention the ping pong ball was covered in hot sauce? Ghost reaper, anybutt? So the stakes were high!
But she was a blower. Her hot blasts of unhindered gas were like a F-16 jet engine's exhaust. Fart as I might, squeeze and strain, and pound furiously at my bowels as I might, I could never out fart her. She just had a powerful, and I mean powerful, tooter.
I always took the ping pong ball to the pucker and writhed in non-sexual pain. Why'd we play that ass game? Well, the devilish look on her face made it worth it. She'd blurp blurp blurp out a string of victory farts as if she was heralding in with resplendent trumpets her own royalness. Well, she was. She was king of the farts in our castle, no doubting that.
As I flailed about with a sweating, sputtering rectum, she's take that open asshole of hers and honk my nose with it by means of two quick, mocking clenches like the clown I was.
I'd hobble around at the Farmer's Market over there on Water St with a burning asshole and she's be whistling and spanking me and teasing me by throating the fresh jalepenos and fresnos. If only the folks knew what kind farts she had locked and loaded. If only they knew the force she was able to output.
I wonder. Would the medicine have worked if the doctors knew how much of it she was farting out? Though, I must admit, I'm afraid to know the true answer.
- neverscared0
Delta Flight From Atlanta to Barcelona Forced To Turn Around After Diarrhea Incident
he plane was flying over Virginia when the decision was made to abort the journey.When it comes to bizarre plane turnarounds, a recent Delta flight originating from Atlanta and bound for Barcelona has gotten people talking — and holding their noses.
The September 1 flight had to make a U-turn due to what the pilot referred to as a 'biohazard issue' involving a passenger suffering from severe diarrhea. The plane was flying over Virginia when the decision was made to abort the journey.
“We've had a passenger who's had diarrhea all the way through the airplane, so they want us to come back to Atlanta," a pilot could be heard in an audio recording shared on X, formerly known as Twitter. The post has been viewed 9.7M times and accrued more than 10,000 likes as of September 5.
Following the return to Atlanta, the aircraft underwent a thorough cleaning and maintenance process before resuming its journey to Barcelona the next day.
