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- Ramanisky21
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So l am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour "monitors" and then this happened.
Her: Why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me: Excuse me?
Her: You are wasting our bags!
Me: If you don't like the way I'm bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her: That's not my job!
Me: Okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that's all right with you.
Her: Why are you using two bags?!
Me: Because the bags are weak and I don't want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her: Well that's because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn't need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me: So you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don't have to double bag.
Her: Exactly.
Me: So I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her: No because you wouldn't be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.Me: Okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I'm still using two bags for these two items.
Her: No because you are not double bagging them so it's not the same number of bags.
- this is the wayhans_glib
- ...from sea to shining seeeeea.
Brings a tear to the eye, doesn’t it?_niko - Whenever I have to use a self checkout I make sure to steal something valued at a minimum wage hour.monospaced
- Ramanisky23
good call from 6 yrs ago
- Ramanisky26
- Twist 2: They think the actual host is the Survivor Guy. The shadow host is Chairman Kaga, and the whole point is to find an honest man.garbage
- https://i.imgur.com/…garbage
- Nairn3
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- PhanLo-1
- Gardener0
- Best part is when they finish, up and leave and just leave all the trash on the grass. Ah the 70’s_niko
- ^ Like that scene in Mad Men.
I did, a little, on the inside when I saw it.Continuity
- Ramanisky27
- flol wtfContinuity
- prompts?Krassy
- haha, took me ages to realise it was a gameIanbolton
- Well, task failed successfully.********
- lanbolton, it's insane when you think about it, I remember Fifa 94 or even NES soccer. I can't imagine what it'll look like in another 30 years._niko
- I always liked the observation that FIFA and other sports games are simulations of them on TV rather than of you participating.MrT
- Bluejam-1
- Nairn-1
What the fuck?!
Porn ahoy, so no clickee clickee if at workee workee.
