The Christmas Thread!
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- PhanLo28
- Merry Christmas everybodydrgs
- That’s lovely.shapesalad
- So many stumpy looking kids out today. You can always tell which ones got chainsaws for Christmas.neverscared
- Gardener20
- Akagiyama23
- It’s called deathboy, ask capitalism.NBQ00
- This was a where joy resides.shapesalad
- jagara20
- "CHEAP LYING NO GOOD ROTTEN FOUR FLUSHING LOW LIFE SNAKE LICKING DOG KISSING DIRT EATING INBRED OVERSTUFFED LYING BRAINLESS DICKLESS SACK OF MONKEY SHIT HE IS."garbage
- Best I could do off the top of my head. Hallelujah, and holy shit where's the Tylenol?garbage
- i hope everybody got an NFT this year... its the future of art itself...neverscared
- < It's the gift that keeps on giving, Clark!jagara
- What would the worst jelly of the month be? My vote is rose jam. I actually got a jar from a friend on a Xmas, and sent that shit seaworthy on the 26th.garbage
- If it doesn't smell good, don't make it into a spread. End of.garbage
- Ramanisky212
- hahaprophetone
- Oh @ram you made me wanna watch it the 40th timehelloeatbreathedrive
- I was chatting to my father in law today, he'd never seen The Thing. That's criminal.PhanLo
- YESSSSSSdopepope
- What a beautiful Christmas movie.
Fun for the whole family.Ramanisky2 - One of the best_niko
- It is a heartwarming Christmas film, where a lonely, ragtag group of research scientists find it in their hearts take in a stray dog w/ a bad flu/coldprophetone
- ...and in doing so they all find the true spirit of the holiday seasonprophetone
- Damn I'm watching the 2011 also now :)helloeatbreathedrive
- What is this movie? Is that Snake Pliskin in the front?CyBrainX
- Lol prophet_niko
- What movie?monospaced
- What movie? lolRamanisky2
- The Thingmantrakid
- The best horror movie ever.
Practical Effects > CGI anytime.Fabricio - ^WordRamanisky2
- Gardener15
- finallyhans_glib
- perfectAQUTE
- Oh ... a great stocking stufferRamanisky2
- My papa used to give us batteries every year, it was his favorite Xmas joke.garbage
- Akagiyama11
Hey all, just wanna say...I hate my boss...
I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
Merry Christmas!
- there therepango
- you work for himAQUTE
- That's "Mr." to you.utopian
- "Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now."DRIFTMONKEY
- You might appreciate this, timestamped: https://youtu.be/Qh3…garbage
- MERRY CHRISTMAS!pango
- get it off your chest...if not here, where else?dkoblesky
- Yooooo, somebody got drunk and named their boss as a cunt.jtb26
- dog-kissing??drgs
- haha_niko
- PhanLo13
- PhanLo7
- Name one good Cure song.garbage
- Boys Don't Cry
Just Like Heaven
Friday I'm In LovePhanLo - fuck that shit
'a forest' is the bangerhans_glib - ^oey_oey
- A Forest.. yesssssss +1234556790futurefood
- ^It's good.PhanLo
- I'm with Hans. I'd add a million but If Only Tonight We Could Sleep comes to mind.CyBrainX
- I think I liked a "Just like Heaven" cover. Maybe I'm too young, but the Cure always kind of seemed like.. a joke band?garbage
- An old sobbing mental patient, bad haircut and arrested development. The makeup is pretty funny I guess.garbage
- Love song
Close to me
Pictures of you
Lovecatsslappy - garbage needs CuringMrT
- 10:15 Saturday Night
A Short Term Effect
Sinking
Fight
DisintegrationKrassy - I had to look up "Robert Smith, 2023". That's all the Curing I need, lol. Prompt: Fat, Maybeline, Beetlejuice, Overmicrowaved.garbage
- Hanging Gardenskinny_puppy
- All cats are grey
Like cockatoos
PrimaryMorning_star
- sted11
- merryxmas? - took me a whiletrooperbill
- Mrermas to you toofisheye
- this is really well doneKrassy
- Nicescarabin
- Kinda mad I didn’t do this.monospaced
- That worked outdbloc
- kona9
I'm debating wether or not to post a Christmas video I'm in as I could kill two thread birds with one stone as I'd post something relevant to "The Christmas Thread" and "2017 QBN Mugs"
Until then. Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.
- only if it is you wearing a santa suit and jumping down a chimney.capn_ron
- close.
santa boots and hat and i'm jumping down something close to a chimney.kona - oh what the heck. Merry Christmas.
https://youtu.be/_cy…kona - hahaha! so close.capn_ron
- Do it!pango
- Which one are you ;-)
That your company as well? If so great to see some competition against netflix/amazon!mugwart - as long as you're wearing ONLY a santa hat, imonk is very interested.imbecile
- Whoa creeper!! Haha j/k nice job man.HijoDMaite
- You the little girl?pango
- fun! :)sea_sea
- lol@pangokona
- Nice heels konagarbage
- yo kona, what's up?oey
- hydro7413
- LOL SkeletorYakuZoku
- https://www.youtube.…utopian
- I love it!!Akagiyama
- PhanLo10
- lolmonospaced
- lolmoldero
- HAHA!!PonyBoy
- Money shotRamanisky2
- why not? it's a partyMilan
- Bukake ParkGuyFawkes
- PhanLo8
- Living the christmas dream mate. I'm sat here full of cold waiting for dinner to be served. Checking QBN, of courseIanbolton
- Hope you get some food soon Ian, thankfully the cooking is over, my wife has stopped swearing and is now a few wines mellow :-)PhanLo
- Lovely stuff. I’ve come back to see the folks. Had some whiskey, got the fire on and food is STILL cooking. Another mince pie?!Ianbolton
- Those rocks will never burn, matescarabin
- Ha nice. This is the view that I'm looking forward to having in an hour or two.garbage
- Yesterday been taking wines with friends from morning to dinner time... Wife sent my father to come home for dinner, finished doing toasts with him Lol.OBBTKN
- My wife was not very happy today, and with good reason :(
Happy xmas weirdos!OBBTKN - merry chryslermilfhunter
- ApeRobot7
- santas packing ... i guessmugwart
- LOL, mugwart.
"I got your gift right here, kid"soundofreason - nice - you don't often see the traditional bag of walnuts these daysFax_Benson
- hope there's not a lump of coal in there tooFax_Benson
- Cockmeat SandwichRamanisky2
- Santa's coming *cough*Krassy
- Trump got Christmas back for you....see_thru
- Escape to the Chateau. C4 Xmas Special.AVAVA
- lol fax hahafadein11
- he's boiling sprouts early doors.fadein11
- PhanLo7
- with sound
https://imgur.com/ga…PhanLo - lol!Akagiyama
- and that is why toilets are separated from bathrooms in Europe.utopian
- Holy shit, I'm sending this to everyone. Creamy Shits to all and to all a good night!elahon
- If there is a pic of Santa, why not Mr Creamy Shitsnb
- LOL, Utopianmisterhow
- Total lol!NonEntity
- with sound