Donald Trump
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- utopian2
Melania Trump entered the United States in 2001 after receiving a green card visa designated for people with "extraordinary ability," according to a new Washington Post report.
- Head game level 9000Maaku
- all visas for stylists, make up artists, models, artists, etc are 'extraordinary ability'. It means you don't have a BA but have the skills to pay the billshotroddy
- but +1 on a nice troll posthotroddy
- it's the 'O' visa. Bezos letting washington post go to shitshotroddy
- If you ask me, giving ski-pole double handjobs while blowing ping pong balls out your snatch is pretty fucking extraordinary.face_melter
- parents' chain migration worked too********
- haha facefadein11
- Lumbergh fucked herGuyFawkes
- "ski-pole double handjobs" lol, not the 1st time you have mad me piss myself face.fadein11
- Fax_Benson0
- Yuck.Continuity
- he moved on her like a bitchLMFAO
- definite hunger for love, acceptance & respect from his own kids, therefore must never have got it from parents********
- Ramanisky21
"these are Black Market weapons"
"no, Mr President, you can go into a store and buy an AR-15"I ... I mean .... ughhh JFC.
- fucking hell! you have to sit down and discuss this?! ridiculous! Black
Market?! The USA is so going down...I feel sorry for you and for the world folks!******** - Sweet jebus, can you imagine any President in living memory going into a meeting, in front of the cameras without a general grasp of the basic facts?Wolfboy
- At times during the last year and a bit, I've wondered if he's been playing everyone. Acting to his own base with the ridiculous things he says...Wolfboy
- ...taking the 'you'll never go broke appealing to the lowest common denominator' approach to his presidency; but he really is just a fucking half-wit.Wolfboy
- He thinks he is still on a tv show, he has no grasp that his moronic dribblings have actual repercussions.face_melter
- omfgfadein11
- Actually South Africa, and Brexit will be in the shitter in less than 2 years, USA still #1 #CongressGetToWorkrobotron3k
- you do know Brexit isn't a country Robo?fadein11
- Ah, yes I stand corrected, I associate it with the beginning of the collapse of the EU.robotron3k
- Given robo's continuing cavalcade of moronic inanity the US is clearly not #1 in education or the teaching of geography.face_melter
- this guy is just amazingly retarded.ApeRobot
- robo isn’t American, he’s from the UKmonospaced
- @robo, I'd associated it with the collapse of the UK.fadein11
- associate*fadein11
- "Joeeee, come on Joe and Pat, from the white house kiddy show, sit down and have a discussion about that before I have me a tamtrum"shapesalad
- fucking hell! you have to sit down and discuss this?! ridiculous! Black
- Bluejam3
Yesterday
"Donald Trump stuns allies by signalling backing for tighter gun control "
https://www.theguardian.com/us-n…v
Today
"NRA's chief lobbyist: Donald Trump does not want gun control"
http://www.theguardian.com/us-ne…- Of all Presidents, Trump's the best suited to go after the NRA because he doesn't give a fuuuuuuuuuuuk.robotron3k
- ...Aaaaaand, lo and behold, he's switched his position again. Fucking mental patient.mandomafioso
- face_melter7
5:42am and Don is up, trying to thrash some life into his listless member with his tiny, claw-like, hands. His wife, still deep in medicated sleep, lies beside him. Twelve headaches in a row now, Don thinks, maybe it's women's troubles. He don't know. She was always so delicate, doing it himself just doesn't feel the same. Maybe tonight, he ponders.
Dressed and ready for the day's business he looks at the Playdoh diaramas left for him by his advisors that inform him of today's pressing agenda - steel tariffs, ongoing opioid crisis, trying to look concerned when more schoolkids are massacred, declining standards of living, disappearing healthcare, a small model of Mueller balls deep in Jared while Ivanka cries. The bright colours make Don smile. He likes colours. Satisfied he knows everything about everything, he settles down and Tweets some babbling shit about 'Alex Baldwin' and SNL.
- +1Bluejam
- * who'snbq
- Alex?nbq
- dyinghans_glib
- Stocks plummet after he shot his mouth off, Russia releases a video of their "unstoppable" nukes dropping on Florida and "Alex" Baldwin is his concern. SMHGM278
- #stablegeniusBluejam
- They sleep in separate rooms. He wakes up next to no one.mg33
- lol forced to watch. i went out of my way to watch that show just for "alex"! trump is kidding himselfCygnusZero4
- also, alec won an emmy for playing him. trump never won an emmy for playing trump!CygnusZero4
- @cy you wanna piss him off? look what happened bcs obama was fucking with him. you want him to ruin all tv for good too?renderedred
- please please please respond, Darrell Hammond.ben_
- +1Gnash
- lol I'm dieing over herenb
- haha face, keep this shit up please :)
such a welcome respite from the whingers.fadein11
- GM2781
From Catch-22 (1970)
- utopian0
'This is not going to end well': Trump's friends and allies are worried he's spiraling out of control — and they say this time is different
- Friends and allies?bainbridge
- grumpy cat trump pic********
- ApeRobot-2
- they could have muted the lighting on hitler to better match the photo of trump.shapesalad
- bhahahahMiguex
- nbq1
Trump says there isn't chaos in the White House
https://economictimes.indiatimes…
He must be right I guess :-]
- zaq1
What a fucking idiot?
http://theweek.com/speedreads/75…
- lowimpakt3
Gary Cohn, Trump's senior economic advisor has resigned
- I do declare, all of this #winning is giving me a case of the vapours!face_melter
- I'm sick and tired of all the winning...enough is enough already!utopian
- will there be any #losing???Ramanisky2
- dorf2
Q Sir, you tweeted today that you would like to see some change in the people around you. Does that include your Attorney General, Jeff Sessions, or either of your Cabinet secretaries?
PRESIDENT TRUMP: No, I don’t really talk about that. I just said that the White House has tremendous energy. It has tremendous spirit. It is a great place to be working.
Many, many people want every single job. You know, I read where, “Oh, gee, maybe people don’t want to work for Trump.” And believe me, everybody wants to work in the White House. They all want a piece of that Oval Office; they want a piece of the West Wing. And not only in terms of it looks great on their résumé; it’s just a great place to work.
It’s got tremendous energy. It’s tough. I like conflict. I like having two people with different points of view, and I certainly have that. And then I make a decision. But I like watching it, I like seeing it, and I think it’s the best way to go. I like different points of view.
But the White House has a tremendous energy, and we have tremendous talent. Yeah, there will be people — I’m not going to be specific — but there will be people that change. They always change. Sometimes they want to go out and do something else. But they all want to be in the White House. So many people want to come in. I have a choice of anybody. I could take any position in the White House, and I’ll have a choice of the 10 top people having to do with that position. Everybody wants to be there.
And they love this White House because we have energy like rarely before. Okay? Thank you very much.
- "we have energy like rarely before. Okay?". Fuck I loathe this cunt. Any chance he may EVER speak like a normal human?BusterBoy
- Can he even answer a question?monospaced
- dorf2
he's clueless. mother of god!
Q Thank you, Mr. President. Since it’s my first time before you, I thought you might indulge me with two questions. First, sir, do you believe that North Korea’s recent willingness to talk is sincere, or is it an effort to buy time for their nuclear program? And to what do you owe this recent openness to talk?
PRESIDENT TRUMP: Me. No, I think that — (laughter). Nobody got that. (Laughter.) ...
there was no laughter, it was dead silent.
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So, Mr. President, thank you for hosting us. You mentioned that Sweden has helped the United States with North Korea. How do you see your collaboration in the future to create a future of a peaceful Korean Peninsula? How do you see Sweden’s role there? How do you both view the collaboration?
.... Trump nonsense....
Q What about the collaboration on North Korea?
PRESIDENT TRUMP: We’ve been working on North Korea. Sweden has somewhat of a relationship with North Korea. We’ve been working with North Korea. As I said, Otto was really brought home, unfortunately in very poor condition, but Otto was brought home largely with the help of Sweden. They’re terrific — terrific people. People from Sweden, the Swedish people, are fantastic people. I have many friends in New York and Washington from Sweden, and they are fantastic people.
Thank you.
- autoflavour-1
Hope hicks. known as the trump whisperer ..
she can whisper in my ear any day..
- What a waste this administration has become.plash
- I'm sure whatever she whispers will instantly kill any superficial attraction I may haveautoflavour
- She looks like Keri Russell in
The AmericansRamanisky2 - Lumbergh fucked herGuyFawkes
- ********-3
Trump will save us all..... NOT.
- put alot of thought into this one********
- assholesayswhat?********
- Yeah Garth. Totally.monospaced
- put alot of thought into this one
