World shattering discovery
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- GeorgesII
I'm still shaken up as I write this,
My mind has been blown into hyperspace.but apparently almost half of men wipe their ass standing up,
So I ask my fellow QBNers, are you a sitter or stander?
- autoflavour0
are you serious?
- i thought wiping was optional? like showering or brushing your teethautoflavour
- What shitty thing to say!utopian
- uan0
westerns are just victims of the toilet paper industry conspiracy.
asians do it right (they wash it off with water).
- Bidet FTW?Continuity
- but they do it sitting down right,
right....GeorgesII - That always sounded fucking disgusting to me. The water could shoot your shit all down your leg, onto your pants, splatting your shoe. No thanks.set
- BusterBoy0
80% of the blokes I know take their shirts off when they take a dump...even at work.
Staggering...and I never knew.
- lolcannonball1978
- only when that shits explosivemoldero
- my friend used to have bad constipation, and for some reason it helped him to get completely naked to shit.sarahfailin
- lolmoldero
- cannonball19780
A demi-stand helps spread the rump and gets you a cleaner sphincter when wiping. It also avoids the accidental "i just re-wiped my shit on the lip of the toilet bowl while dropping it in".
- *semicannonball1978
- demi stand works toogilgamush
- I can't have a shit unless I have at least a semi.MrT
- dirtydesign0
Never used a bidet.
But I would imagine it still involves some wiping no?- no fucking idea.sarahfailin
- Pre-wipe, then freshen up. Bidets are fantastic.monNom
- ^scarabin
- set0
I use a gooses neck
- monospaced0
"He doesn't know how to use the three seashells! I can see how that could be confusing."
- you know what that joke really is? its pretty interestinyurimon
- do tell, yurimon, do tell about what the scene from Demolition Man REALLY meansmonospaced
- yuri the wisemoldero
- http://media.giphy.c…gilgamush
- sarahfailin0
“But, to conclude, I say and maintain, that of all torcheculs, arsewisps, bumfodders, tail-napkins, bunghole cleansers, and wipe-breeches, there is none in the world comparable to the neck of a goose, that is well downed, if you hold her head betwixt your legs. And believe me therein upon mine honour, for you will thereby feel in your nockhole a most wonderful pleasure, both in regard of the softness of the said down and of the temporate heat of the goose, which is easily communicated to the bum-gut and the rest the inwards, in so far as to come even to the regions of the heart and brains.”
- _niko0
lol too funny Georges.
How do you wipe sitting exactly? lean over on one cheek? then look at paper to see how much more wiping you need to do then toss it into the toilet between your legs? beside your raised ass cheek? Seems messy and inefficient.Standing is reach, wipe, check and toss all in one fluid motion.
Can't believe we're talking about this lol
- < very efficientRamanisky2
- also a bit of a squat to really get in thereRamanisky2
- i like to lean over with one leg up on the sink and wink at myself in the mirrorscarabin
- did you just ask how to wipe when sitting? the fuckset
- feel1
what a shitty thread
- docpoz0
Yeah so who here wipes by reaching in from the front, going under the balls.
I know some of you here do.
- wtf, lolmonospaced
- wut?GeorgesII
- You know... Entering from the front.docpoz
- U get infections that way. I pushes theslopback towards the holeHayoth
- 2 out of 10 people do it this way. I don't but it's out there.docpoz
- trooperbill0
i always assumed the 3 sea shells were buttons on some sort of japanese mechanical toilet
- PonyBoy0
World shittering discovery...