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CERN Had An Accident: It “Created” A Rainbow (Universe)
During warm-up procedures following a two-year mandatory shutdown period for maintenance and repairs, physicists were startled to find an anomaly that lasted for 2.6 seconds.What do you guys know or think of cern?
- zaq2
... waiting for yurimon's "theory" ...
- http://www.qbn.com/t…Al_dizzle
- this explains why im downvoted,yurimon
- lowimpakt0
I think i don't understand it but sometimes it's good for society for the advancement of stuff us plebs don't understand
- BabySnakes0
I would hope some ETs would show up and tell us to chill if we were that close to vaporizing our planet or be interested that we created a universe. Is that just a normal thing with those advance races or do they really don't care about us. Maybe we haven't ever been visited. :(
I want to believe.
- We by that logic maybe we have. It's shut down unexplaimably on a multiple key occasions.********
- Well *********
- Phone typing fail********
- We by that logic maybe we have. It's shut down unexplaimably on a multiple key occasions.
- CGN0
- kona1
I actually heard through a very reliable source that CERN was shut down because it opened a portal to Gozer the Traveler. When the scientists finally stopped screaming like children Gozer told them "I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe... [laughs] Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those... moments... will be lost in time, like [coughs] tears... in... rain. Time... to die..." then with a final gasp and galactic fart he transported his being into CERN's office dog named Garth.
True story.
- uan2
thanks for inventing the web CERN.
- sarahfailin0
that article is shit. why bother reading fake news that isn't funny? read the onion instead.
a friend of mine works on the LHC for CERN. he's a freaking genius, obviously.
- sarahfailin2
the dominant theories of modern physics are far out enough without having to add rainbow universes and 'dolphin like creatures' into it.
anyone who is too bored with the theories of modern physics didn't take the time to really understand them.
- CGN0
There's a theory that it's a time machine and they already function in over 600 realities/dimensions, today. Also that the've implemented an ai system into the actual device. I mean really you think that machine just has one purpose?
- People have amazing imaginations.monospaced
- it's a particle accelerator. we've built lots of them. this is just the biggest and most powerful.sarahfailin
- CGN0
another resource
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- ernexbcn0
You must be bored or something.
- ********0
- ********0
No one spends 15 billion on a non profit scientific endeavour. I'm not going to go full Yurimon but there is obviously a lot we're not being told about that thing.
- Finding something that could revolutionise the world may be non profit. The patent allowing you to capitalise on it may not be.Peter
- they would tell you and you wouldn't get it. don't fear what you can't understand********
- God I wish the world really was as black and white as so many cunts think it is********
- the U.S. Gov puts billions into nasamonospaced
- Nasa haha, I guess you think that organisation is black and white too********
- Black and white how********
- What was Tim Berners Lee's secret agenda in creating HTML I wonderyuekit
- So because some things are conspiratorial, everything must be? What a small minded approach..********
- there is certain knowledge which is ok for the public. like pondering particles n shit, is the same like looking in the sky with your gf. has no use if its notyurimon
- practical unlike knowledge to build something you can use, puts you above the game. we wouldn't want individuals with that type of power. now would we?yurimon
- aren't you hinting at some kind of conspiracy at CERN, a hidden agenda?monospaced
- there's no black astronauts, therefore: not black and white.sarahfailin
- pressplay0
@ set: why not? basic research is rather a long term investment than for immediate profit. And even if there is never a profit, curiosity is a strong incentive in itself.
For example positrons (antimatter electrons) were just a thing that theoretical physicists around 1930 came up with as an result of their equations / research. Today we know they are real and we make use of them in PET scanners in hospitals.
And what do you think we are not told about the LHC? The scientific system is based on transparency and publishing all your findings in great detail for the whole community. Plus there are thousands of scientists and engineers from all over the world working at CERN, I guess that would make it hard to keep a big secret...
- correct. there will be profit in discoveries made here.Gnash