Any gentlemen on QBN?
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- MrT
A gentleman...
1 Negotiates airports with ease
2 Never lets a door slam in someone’s face
3 Can train a dog and a rose
4 Is aware that facial hair is temporary, but a tattoo is permanent
5 Knows when not to say anything
6 Wears his learning lightly
7 Possesses at least one well-made dark suit, one tweed suit and a dinner jacket
8 Avoids lilac socks and polishes his shoes
9 Turns his mobile to silent at dinner
10 Carries house guests’ luggage to their rooms
11 Tips staff in a private house and a gamekeeper in the shooting field
12 Says his name when being introduced
13 Breaks a relationship face to face
14 Is unafraid to speak the truth
15 Knows when to clap
16 Arrives at a meeting five minutes before the agreed time
17 Is good with waiters
18 Has two tricks to entertain children
19 Can undo a bra with one hand
20 Sings lustily in church
21 Is not vegetarian
22 Can sail a boat and ride a horse
23 Knows the difference between Glenfiddich and Glenda Jackson
24 Never kisses and tells
25 Cooks an omelette to die for
26 Can prepare a one match bonfire
27 Seeks out his hostess at a party
28 Knows when to use an emoji
29 Would never own a Chihuahua
30 Has read Pride and Prejudice
31 Can tie his own bow tie
32 Would not go to Puerto Rico
33 Knows the difference between a rook and a crow
34 Sandals? No. Never
35 Wears a rose, not a carnation
36 Swats flies and rescues spiders
37 Demonstrates that making love is neither a race nor a competition
38 Never blow dries his hair
39 Knows that there is always an exception to a rule
- MrT0
I think 5 rules most of us out.
- inteliboy8
40 Doesn't read stupid lists.
- pango0
19 Can undo a bra with one hand
check- given enough time, suresarahfailin
- In 2 secs.
http://cf.ltkcdn.net…pango - lol@pangopockets
- pango0
22 Can sail a boat and ride a horse
Horse yes. Boat no
- nb0
Puerto Rico?
- Never been.
Check.pango - It doesn't mention having been. It specifically says "Would not go". Having been is fine, or at least a grey-area.nb
- Having been is a violation of the rule. No gray there.monospaced
- Well not on my list of place to go either.
I like cold place. Still check!pango
- Never been.
- gilgamush0
24 out of 39, i guess not
- iCanHazQBN0
40. Would never (over) pay for a hooker.
- monospaced0
Yup. Covered.
- pockets0
34 Sandals? No. Never
fuck you
- citizen_h0
Can someone post a summary?
- mekk0
lol I fail at 1, wearing a hoodie and sneakers my colleagues call out as for twelve year old kids.