Signs your getting old?
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- whatthefunk13
- LOLContinuity
- Wait, that's not real??
Fuck's sake!Akagiyama - Pine cone tea is real and you should be drinking it!futurefood
- I meant, Pine Sol!futurefood
- Bennn9
When you're visiting a forum since 15 years on the web and create a thread called "Signs you're getting old"
thats a sign
- TLhans_glib
- Your *set
- also, you remember when there wasn't a webGnash
- lol setBennn
- lol setmonospaced
- lol setKrassy
- lol setchukkaphob
- haha - sorry again setmugwart
- =Dset
- scarabin11
when you have to explain to an entire room full of people who beavis and butthead are.
- hehehe coolmugwart
- nightmare :Dsted
- I had to do the same with Ren & Stimpy a couple of years back. I could only sigh.Continuity
- We're that old now?!!? Jesus...that used to be popular culture a couple of years ago.Maaku
- Who are Ren & Stimpy? :-DKrassy
- pull up a clipdoesnotexist
- BusterBoy11
When you start looking at trees to plant in your yard...but have to think whether you'll live long enough to see them mature.
- Ramanisky28
- No joke, this is a trend amongst the high school boys around here. Saw a bunch of them after school wearing these out in the freezing cold. With socks.monospaced
- sexy afnbq
- Let me tell you how comfy these are with the memory foam and I’ve had no issues with frozen cold feet pain. My toes are loving it.Ramanisky2
- Level up with these ankle warmers: https://www.ugg.com/…skinny_puppy
- Oh I’ve had some version of this for years. It’s my winter work from home shoe.monospaced
- RIP Ramoey_oey
- ^ lol ... yupRamanisky2
- get yourself some leg warmers
https://i.imgur.com/…pango - That’s hot pangoRamanisky2
- not hot. Warm!pango
- lol @pangoskinny_puppy
- my heels would get too coldmicrokorg
- ^ :D that's why leg warmers come inpango
- fooler6
I bent over to pick up laundry off of the floor Monday morning and felt a little pop in my lower back. 1 hour later I was in debilitating pain and couldn't stand up. I spent 3 days in the hospital flat on my back.
- That’s called the grandpop pop ‘n lockprophetone
- My lower back does that all the damn time, from doing minor things. It suckssssselahon
- once a sneeze threw out my back for like a weekYakuZoku
- I had back pain for a period of 2-3 years, it went over by itself and never bothered me again, I dont know why or howdrgs
- This happened to me trying to suck my own dick once.Khurram
- ... twice :-/Khurram
- Talk to an osteopath or sports physio. Do not have any dealings with chiropracters, they are unqualified quacks.comicsans
- What was it that happened?monospaced
- I couldn't stand for more than 15 minutes for 2 years. Now I do yoga several days a week.formed
- My back problem was resolved after pilates. Core strength around the waist most probably.comicsans
- < this. I do 5 slow push-ups if I grunt while picking up a dropped thing. It's OCD, but your core is everything. Also knees bend before the spine.garbage
- Fax_Benson11
when you put your back out trying not to topple backwards into the toilet as you realise, at the last second, that the seat is up as you go to sit down - a fact you've missed because you haven't put your glasses back on - because you'll just need to take them off again to read your phone..
- whatthefunk9
- Yeah!!!NBQ00
- yupYakuZoku
- That was a good year!formed
- It was a good time to be 11 and just getting into “my” musicmonospaced
- My teen soundtrack. Feels.jagara
- https://www.albumoft…pablo28
- Morning_star6
As a late b'day treat the wife and a child took me to see Henry Rollins this weekend. He was, as always, a fascinating story teller. I could listen to tales of him and Ian McKaye in DC in the late eighties all day.
At exactly 7:30 he strode out on to the stage and started talking... at approx. 1,000 miles an hour... barely pausing for breath... or applause...not one sip of water...no notes...no autoqueue...not one missed beat...for TWO AND A HALF HOURS.
The man is 62 and a fucking legend.
- signs of not getting old.CyBrainX
- Dude has lived a great life. Endless interesting stories. Makes even the most mundane situations sound funny.PhanLo
- Signs of having an awesome family/lifefooler
- drugs?Beeswax
- @Beeswax. Unlikely.Morning_star
- Not one sip of water? INCREDIBLE. HE MUST BE A MACHINEcrazyprick
- Henry is well known for being pretty much straight edge since his early 20s.Continuity
- Yeah, he's an amazing talker. I saw him in '16 and he must have done a whole hour just on Lemmy and Bowie. I'd happily go see him again for a different 2.5hrs.Wolfboy
- https://www.youtube.…imbecile
- cannonball197811
Fapping while wearing reading glasses.
- lolfadein11
- Not TV glasses?drgs
- HAHAHA XDjagara
- https://i.imgur.com/…Akagiyama
- Nairn9
It's thirty six years since Bobby McFerrin released "Don't Worry, Be Happy". Thirty six. This does not make me feel happy, and I'm starting to worry about it.
Thirty six years.
- PhanLo10
- I spent a good part of the first half wondering about the second half.CyBrainX
- Is that a book or a notebook? I need that regardlesszaq
- I think it's a book, should have remembered the link, I think I saw it on TwitterPhanLo
- Found it. It's a sculpture.
https://www.instagra…PhanLo - how to you know when its halftime when u dont know your deathdate......seems half baked..neverscared
- There's a very prominent event horizon where your life view flips from what can I do, to, how much more can I fit inIanbolton
- PonyBoy9
you're older than the current Uk Prime Minister
- ouchfaxion
- fuck, yeah, that hurtsIanbolton
- yepnecromation
- He's 5ft 6" — don't worry about it.shapesalad
- I just read Tony Blair was 6'+ I always assumed he was a short-arseJrdntnnr
- phewsted
- 12xu8
- lolKrassy
- 12xu's name checks out.fooler
- oooooofprophetone
- Ooof indeed :(PonyBoy
- i dont get itmilfhunter
- People who listened to pixies are grandpa nowpango
- i saw fight club in theater opening week, nodded in approval at the epic pixies ending, this is apparently old grandpa memory nowprophetone
- ha lol. thanks for explaining pangomilfhunter
- thx! i'm the new bennpango
- Are we still excited that we'll have a new album from them next month?CyBrainX
- NBQ003
- Whatever you pictured back then, just imagine it's more tender now :)Maaku
- GILFMrT
- I imagine it's far less tender now. It's probably pretty tough and calloused these days.set
- Stillmaquito
- Dude, for 61 MrT nailed it; GILF status achieved.ideaist
- watched her in Mosiac recently. Pretty hot still. She was awesome in Casino too.RumperChunk
- Signs we're getting old:
We all end up turning into MarychainNairn - ^ Ha! Speak for yourself!Continuity
- Back when bush was the norm.BusterBoy
- Back when Bush was president too.PonyBoy
- haha PonyBoy... this is such a cool sentence! When Bush was president. Now, all shaved...SimonFFM
- Fuck these kind of posts. Women are supposed to stay young and beautiful forever while your stupid ass gets all ugly and saggy and you think you're still hot?PublicVoice
- YesNBQ00
- zaq15
- NBQ001
My new girlfriend told me that I’m snoring while sleeping :(
- signs your gaining weightimbecile
- ^ totally thisSimonFFM
- Actually I’m lean and fit/ athletic. Nasal or throat airways issue probably.NBQ00
- Signs she's putting her balls in your mouth as you sleep.Nairn
- ^ FLOL!Continuity
- Show her how much you’re into her by investing in one of those sexy CPAP masksPonyBoy
- LOL @ Nairnoey_oey
- No joke, the easy response to end it is to point out that she too snores like a goddamn banshee but you’ve been too embarrassed to say anything until now.monospaced
- Then thank her for opening the conversation about the issue.monospaced
- Thanks for the advice, mono. But instead I ordered myself some anti-snore nasal plugs. Let’s see if they work.NBQ00
- blow your nose before bed. sleep with no / low pillow. never sleep on your back ( stitch a ping pong ball into the back of a t-shirt)shapesalad
- The skating goth milf or a new one?drgs
- New one. Prime minister of COTDland.NBQ00
- My girlfriend is in good shape and she snores like an obese construction worker.stewart
- hahahahaNairn
- Congrats on the sex!HijoDMaite
- She said there's no sex until I stop snoring, lolNBQ00
- My girlfriend snores and kickscannonball1978
- Tell her no sec until SHE stops snoring. This is bullshitmonospaced
- lol @mono encouraging you to gaslight yourself out of a new relationship.garbage
- If you're not fat and have good cardio, it could be dehydration. It snots up the valves. Also no big pillows, and sleep on your side. Could also be bad luck?garbage
- I'm 6'1", 150lb. If I twist onto my back when I'm asleep, I wake up God. Luckily I'm a heavy sleeper and easy to roll over.garbage
- Any sinus issues, like maybe a deviated septum?garbage
- fooler9
- I used to hang out with the band when they were nobodies just stating out. Felt so surreal watching them blow up.Krassy
- I had the tape stuck in my first car stereo. It was the only album I could listen for 1 years and a half!Bennn
- When I hear a note from that album I immediately feel like it's 1994 and have the blues.Bennn
- That's one of the ones that made me who I am today. No regrets there.nocomply
- well thats it, I declare I dont care no more...caterpus
- Showing this to a 18 y-o today would be the same as someone showing you 'Close to the edge' by Yes when you were 18.Bennn
- (not musically wise but oldy wise)Bennn
- @caterpus but that's punk rebel attitude and therefore not a Sign You're Getting Old ;-)Krassy
- Krassy can you reach out to them?pinkfloyd
- http://i.imgur.com/b…Gardener
- best sound to get drunk and jump into the crowd... uhm 25years ago.... https://www.youtube.…api
- faxion6
Rocking my 1st (Harris) Tweed jacket. Nice charity shop find in Scotland.
- uh-oh... i have twohans_glib
- Haha...I'm already on the lookout for a 2ndfaxion
- Wolverine wears these: https://www.harristw…jagara
- Love them... but I'm living on a "all days hiking wear" community, and, they already look at me like a weirdo just for wearing jeans and leather boots...OBBTKN
- I wore a few Tweed caps in my 20's. Already dressing like a grandad.PhanLo
- Haha, I am going the opposite...skinny jeans, (dress) sneakers, bracelets...loving it! Best shape of my life at 50, too.formed
- Same as formed. Skinny-ish jeans, decent sneakers, fitted-ish t-shirts, leather bracelets, hoodies, Superdry military-style jackets. Also in my best shape.Continuity
- Fuck 'dressing my age'.Continuity
- For more fashion tips see this https://www.youtube.…shapesalad
- My wee brother was rocking Tweed in his early 20s - it's a culture thing, not an age thing. Me, I dress like I'm in my 30s, my hair belies that conceit though..Nairn
- @Continuity - the only people I see wearing SuperDry here in London these days are older than me ;)Nairn
- Arf.
Figures.
>:(Continuity