Signs your getting old?
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- garbage2
Solo buckets at the court on the end of my block. I was bricking like crazy. I'm talking back rim, back rim, back rim. Basketball is one of my "I've been doing this since I was 5" skills.
So signs I'm getting old? I measured my hands after a 4am session just because I had the yips.
Yes my hands are disgusting, I already know this. I'm only 6'1", but somehow I have the same handspan as Kawhi.
- i have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. signs i'm already oldhans_glib
- lol, I just woke up to shoot some hoops before walking the hounds, and sucked so bad that thought "are my hands shrinking?"garbage
- Are all your body parts proportional knowwhatimsayindrgs
- lol no commentgarbage
- https://i.imgur.com/…Continuity
- ^ lol. Handspan is a pretty big measurable when it comes to scouting. I was losing my handles / gathers so hard this morning that I walked back home..garbage
- ..and measured my hand. Then I looked at the photo and though "Oh god, that's an old hand."garbage
- Scouting? Handles? Gathers? WTF are you on about?Continuity
- Prompt?utopian
- my hands always feel like they are small when I hold my cock. But never when I hold balls. wait what..hydro74
- @garbage
It's like you're trying to explain to us how a plumbus is made.palimpsest - was waiting for this to be animated with the knife poking between the fingers.Krassy
- what you talkin' about willis.zardoz
- ewwww, peni fingersfadein11
- This is one of the weirdest things I've seen on QBN. It's not only the picture, which is already a lot, but the attempt to justify posting it.palimpsest
- And this is coming from a guy who posted a self-portrait with a piss jar and banana for (color) scale.palimpsest
- lol, handles are how you dribble, a gather is how you pick up the dribble for a shot. The justification for posting is..garbage
- ..I used to be really good at basketball, and I fucking suck now.garbage
- PhanLo3
Going to see Orbital tonight in Glasgow, but got home for a bit after work and I really want to get comfy and stay home.
Once we're there it'll be tops but at the moment it's damp and cold and there's been a bad crash on the M8.- lolwhatthefunk
- Just make sure you go and report back.CyBrainX
- BusterBoy0
When you go to the doc and he says you'll have diabetes before you know it if you don't lose weight and start eating healthier,
PS It's a lot easier pulling on your socks and shoes when you ditch 12kg! About 3 to go...
- If I had to lose 12kg, I’d be 58kg which is a bit light for a middle aged man.shapesalad
- Bravo for losing 9kg.zardoz
- Lost 12kg...need another 3. Farken ballooned out to 97kg...was a fat cunt.BusterBoy
- Prob could go to 80kg...which is what I weighed when I was 18...but I'd probably look like I was sick.BusterBoy
- +1 BusterBoy, soon to be ABitLessBusterBoyNairn
- Elwin744
...if you know who these are!
- If you know - Can you introduce me to her at left, please?Nairn
- Whoops, drunko-filter was off there.Nairn
- remembering The Goonies?grafician
- chunk is a successful entertainment lawyerhotroddy
- Data won An oscarElwin74
- data and chunk. names for the 80'shotroddy
- Mikey was killed by the Demodogs :(Elwin74
- I got Spielberg and the kid from Temple of Doom. That's it, but I'm old.CyBrainX
- How is chunk the only one with hair loss? Movie magictoemaas
- Too much of that Truffle ShuffleYakuZoku
- Is that MJ in the middle?PhanLo
- autoflavour2
When I look in the mirror every morning
- Morning_star6
As a late b'day treat the wife and a child took me to see Henry Rollins this weekend. He was, as always, a fascinating story teller. I could listen to tales of him and Ian McKaye in DC in the late eighties all day.
At exactly 7:30 he strode out on to the stage and started talking... at approx. 1,000 miles an hour... barely pausing for breath... or applause...not one sip of water...no notes...no autoqueue...not one missed beat...for TWO AND A HALF HOURS.
The man is 62 and a fucking legend.
- signs of not getting old.CyBrainX
- Dude has lived a great life. Endless interesting stories. Makes even the most mundane situations sound funny.PhanLo
- Signs of having an awesome family/lifefooler
- drugs?Beeswax
- @Beeswax. Unlikely.Morning_star
- Not one sip of water? INCREDIBLE. HE MUST BE A MACHINE********
- Henry is well known for being pretty much straight edge since his early 20s.Continuity
- Yeah, he's an amazing talker. I saw him in '16 and he must have done a whole hour just on Lemmy and Bowie. I'd happily go see him again for a different 2.5hrs.Wolfboy
- https://www.youtube.…imbecile
- OBBTKN10
30 years ago, I was 20.
In 30 years, I'm going to be 80.
Note to self: Time to start putting things in order, man.
- ¡Feliz cumpleaños!palimpsest
- We are all riding around on a giant crusty molten ball of iron and we get about 70~90 years to enjoy it.shapesalad
- *1~90palimpsest
- @palimpsest, lol, not my birthday man...OBBTKN
- Happy birthd—
Oh. Well, fuck you, then!Continuity - Happy birthday you old fuck!pango
- Happy not birthday you old fuck!garbage
- It's your birthday now, huevón!
XDpalimpsest - <3PonyBoy
- Zorionak!!!Miesfan
- drgs3
- rzu-rzu0
listening to stuff like:
- sarahfailin2
- yupYakuZoku
- Just changes the ages to 80-95.CyBrainX
- 47-year-old here.You need to work less, be less in front of a screen of any type, cut down on CATS (Caffeine, Alcohol, Tobacco, Sugar). Then you'll sleep fine.jagara
- I sleep like a baby latelly... no smokes works miracles.If up at 4am for a piss, I put on my headphones and a white noise pl and go to sleep for another 2 hOBBTKN
- kingsteven6
- ill, sickshapesalad
- I struggled to understand the words 'Celebrity news'faxion
- as soon as i get to "celebrity news" i stop readinghans_glib
- lit news day famhydro74
- Akagiyama3
When i do something physical, for a brief moment, I think "Will I hurt myself?"
- AQUTE3
They just played “green day time of your life” on k-earth 101
Wow
That’s officially an oldies song now, wow wtf time flies. That was our high school graduation song lol
- shapesalad-2
I call Chat GPT... 'Chatty'.
- Just ask Chatty.shapesalad
- I lost my copyrighting job to.. Chatty.shapesalad
- Chatty helped me write a letter to lower my car insurance. Good old 'chatty'.shapesalad
- I named it Brobotscarabin
- ^signs your staying young?hans_glib
- ^good idea, I'll name it YoBrouan
- Brochat?shapesalad
