Signs your getting old?
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- since1979-1
wonder woman looks really corny
- imbecile-1
you understand the reason for "get off mah lawn!" is because you've spent too much damn time and money cleaning up after kids, storms, neighbor's dogs shitting, and whatever bullshit the city has done, so your SO won't mention how the yard "could use a little work" for just one weekend.
- utopian-1
- Fax_Benson-2
Your grandchildren start retiring
- deathboy-2
when everything on QBN offends you and you call for bannings.
i did go to a frankie valli show the other night and eavesdropping on all the geriatrics yelling at each other left me with the impression that in old age complaining is sport.
- I don't believe there's anyone here that feels offended by everything.oey
- Knuckleberry-1
see "Balding" thread
- mugwart-1
When your playing catch with your son and you realise you haven't played 'ball' for like 23 years ... which is almost the same age as your gf... you have a sort of 2001 time tunnel moment at the passing of time.
- utopian-1
no cheese in the fridge
- nylon-2
When you get asked and want to send cock shots on Snapchat but you are paranoid that you will Anthony Weiner yourself... That would be THE WORST...
- Bindegal-4
- When you need help to get up from the toilet..
- When it takes you 3 minutes finishing to pee..
- When you finishing pee, just found out that half of the urine is in your pants..
- When you still get horny of looking at hot chicks, but it takes a half day to get "it" up..
- When it takes you three hours, to buy food in the mall..
- When you reached that day, you had to use diapers..
- When you can go on the bus for free..
- When you can't remember that you had kids..
- When your balls is as long as your wifes boobs..
- When the nice policemen always follow you home..- How old are you? lolMaaku
- If I had to guess I'd say he's 17Fax_Benson
- Im near that guy's age on the gif dudes! :)Bindegal
- detritus-3
Watching, then posting ironically, shit like this
http://www.qbn.com/reply/3894134…
Almost literally, shit.
- gaaarghlll
"..posting UNironically.."
ffsdetritus - the presenter was annoying but the guy being visited was the bomblowimpakt
- Watching this allowed me to live vicariously a life I can't live for a good while yet, if ever. I'd love to make compost, i really would.detritus
- Humanity has so much soil-making potential, it both saddens me (that we aren't) and gives me hope (we could). Green walls & Terra Pretadetritus
- I earnestly believe humanity's responsible for many if not most of the world's deserts. We can spend the next thousand years greening them.detritus
- ..and then it doesn't quite matter so much how much CO2 we dumped into the atmosphere, because we can use it to grow entire new ecosystemsdetritus
- gaaarghlll
- chukkaphob-1
you read and.or post in "official sober thread"
- mort_-2
You hope you die before skinny jeans go out of fashion.
- nocomply-1
I haven't had to use the Unsharp Mask filter in Photoshop for years.
Just applied it and had to get all close to my monitor and squint to see the difference between before and after.
- NBQ00-1
- NBQ00-1
- notype-1
I bought Oatly?
- imbecile-1
Buying an enclosed trailer to drag around too many toys in inclement weather to places to enjoy said toys... Everything with 2 wheels, get in!