Signs your getting old?
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- ArmandoEstrada2
When your doctor schedules you for a colonoscopy.
- bainbridge3
Pulling an all nighter kills you.
- I haven't been able to pull an all-nighter in years.i_monk
- i_monk1
As if there's anything wrong with Dolly Parton.
- Krassy4
I spend way too much time on QBN
- Bennn2
inner ears' hair
- since19791
I fell on my shoulder and fractured it. I used to fall all the time without getting hurt.
- Gnash1
when you drop something and you debate whether you really want to bend over to pick it up, or just say fuck it, it's only a pencil
- prophetone0
True story: I live in an old neighbourhood, the road out front is like a 100yr cobblestone, looks great, loved it but in recent years been destroyed by city trucks and it's like driving off road now, all earthquaked and messed up. A year ago city said we're re-paving, I was happy. They are right now re-paving the block below us, beside us and adjacent. Talked to a crew guy the other day who informed me that my street has to be delayed until next year now because they "forgot to do some water connections" on my street. I'm pretty sure I'm furious about this...
- OBBTKN1
Now hungovers are one week long
- robotron3k1
I got my hair cut the other day and the barber shaved my ears and eyebrows. So I think my eyesight is getting bad.
- Longcopylover5
I recently turned down the music in my car.
- Yes. Also on my walkman in the subway.sureshot
- hahaahmugwart
- Turned it down to look at directions.aslip
- I complain about the volume of my 14y old daugher's headphonesdmay
- ^ oh dear!mugwart
- LOL @sureshot "walkman" hahaKrassy
- @krassy maybe he uses an actual Sony Walkman?jagara
- @jagara right! hahaKrassy
- "I recently turned down the music in my car." is QBN response of the month.Krassy
- stoplying2
- Not going to lie, i have this cunt as an ohrwurm more and more as I get older.detritus
- ... too many childhood traumas! I can never listen to them!mugwart
- Holding Back the Yearssureshot
- That said I hope my hair remains as curly as his!mugwart
- you've got bigger issues than old age, my friend.Fax_Benson
- Your right - an ex wife!mugwart
- Young Louis C.K. when he had hair?Krassy
- Charlie Drakeface_melter
- Maaku3
The hair that falls from your head grows on your back.
- OP3112
the other day my 2 year old son lifted my shirt while i was laying on the couch and just pointed to my belly saying "ewwwww"