Elon Musk
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- neverscared1
Inside Elon Musk’s Texas Compound
Significant mystery has cloaked a 14,400-square-foot Tuscan-style villa and a second, adjacent mansion purchased by the world’s richest man for himself and his extensive family. Here, The Onion uncovers what’s inside Elon Musk’s $35 million Texas compound.
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- I hope all his businesses let him go and he's treated like a snake oil selling pariah.PhanLo
- PhanLo - the typical pussy liberal mindset. Hate anything and anyone who's more successful than you are.bigrobot
- Just like when you idiots cheered the guy who killed the healthcare CEO. Fucking hateful morons. LOLbigrobot
- I support loads of folk, Elon Musk is a fanny.PhanLo
- dbloc0
Elon Musk sets the stage for Tesla to bail out Twitter/xAI at an insane valuation
- With TSLA going down, no chance, but we'll see in June...grafician
- https://i.imgur.com/…utopian
- NBQ001
The Tesla Collapse Domino Theory (a.k.a. The Musk Trap):
1.Tesla is Musk’s foundation.
Every empire he built—SpaceX, Neuralink, Starlink, X—leans on the cash flow, market hype, and illusion of growth from Tesla.
If Tesla goes, it all goes.2.Musk tried to use MAGA to build his technocracy.
He thought he could ride the chaos, influence the cult, and still come out on top—not realizing that Trump was getting drunk on power, and once MAGA took control, they stopped listening to him.
Trump doesn’t care about innovation, tech, or Tesla—he only cares about ego, vengeance, and domination.3.The world is turning against Tesla—not because of the car, but because of Musk’s associations.
•In Europe: sales are down 50–70%
•In the U.S.: people associate Teslas with Musk, and Musk with Trump
That emotional backlash? It’s devastating—and very hard to reverse.4.Musk is now pushing against tariffs—while MAGA pushes harder for them.
That’s the Hyparadox:
He supported nationalist populism to accelerate his own vision, but now that populism is cannibalizing the globalism Tesla depends on.He built a brand for the future—then tied himself to people who want to live in the past.
5.Trump doesn’t need him anymore.
He used Musk’s platform, his credibility, and his influence.
But now Trump is back, untouchable in his own eyes, and ignoring Musk’s signals.
That’s the real Musk Trap.
He wasn’t betrayed by MAGA.
He overestimated his ability to control them.And China?
China is ready for a long game.
•They’ve prepared their economy to absorb pain.
•Their people are conditioned to endure sacrifice.
•They can lose five years of exports and still dominate.America can’t handle five months of inflated Walmart prices without a cultural tantrum.
When Trump slaps full tariffs, even the MAGA crowd will be begging for deals with China again.
What are we left with?
•A tech billionaire who tried to manipulate the system
•A cult movement that now ignores him
•And a global market that’s rapidly shutting him outMusk isn’t just facing a financial reckoning.
He’s facing a strategic backfire of his own design.He tried to push technocracy through MAGA.
But now he’s watching technocracy get eaten by the very mob he empowered.The trap wasn’t built by MAGA.
It was set by Putin, enabled by Trump, and walked into by Musk—
thinking he was the one pulling the strings.Now the question is:
Can he wake up before it all crashes?
Or is it already too late?- is this you? agree 100%_niko
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- Yes, I forgot the XNBQ00
- grafician0
- those chinese electrics hit different... https://youtu.be/Tsb…jonny_quest_lives
- Still a fan of the old BMW i3 mangrafician
- americans seeing their first chinese electic car after the trade wars of the 2020's end:jonny_quest_lives
- https://s.hdnux.com/…jonny_quest_lives
- ^ LOL!grafician
- NBQ003
They're putting a statue of Musk somewhere in Texas and it looks like it was done by the guy who did the Ronaldo statue.
- Nairn16
- this is goodsarahfailin
- Nope never. Sieg heilNBQ00
- nice haircutsted
- thank god he has is name on the jacket otherwise no one would know who that guy is...neverscared
- I'm sure his ex wives would disagreeNutter
- Commi Traitorutopian
- dbloc3
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https://www.mediaite.com/tv/whis…
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- I thought we all saw that in real time?AQUTE
- machismo fascismoneverscared
- does she get a dinner and a movie out of it or is amazon just dropping off a veil of his jizz and a turkey baster?_niko
- Did he not say he wanted 100 kids eventually? He's a long way to go to get at the Screamin' Jay Hawkins levels who didn't even seem to be trying.PhanLo
- lol a veil of jizz is such a horror show image.
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