Elon Musk
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Elon's just too broke to do it
What'll Elon do, one wonders. Probably whatever The Donald would do in similar circumstances
- His initial funding offer was way too sketchy it relied upon him using his Tesla stock as the loan collateral.jonny_quest_lives
- He was hoping he could generate enough noise with this bot nonsense that Twitter would be open to negotiate a lower purchase price.jonny_quest_lives
- Enabling him to secure alternative loan/private equity... but then he fucked up with all his Twitter shitposting and the Tesla stock dip.jonny_quest_lives
- Final nail in the coffin as far as securing private equity was probably the news report of him fathering twins with the Neurallink subordinate.jonny_quest_lives
- His disruptive twitter antics have tanked institutional nvestor confidence. Any loan he could get would require him staking a significant portion of his net worjonny_quest_lives
- nb3
A lot of well-paid Twitter employees quit their job because they didn’t want to work for Elon. Huge mistake.
- neverscared0
How Elon’s bizarre Twitter takeover saga could have just been a cover for him to sell $8.5 billion in Tesla stock
Elon Musk on Friday announced he was backing out of his $44 billion Twitter acquisition bid, blaming the social media platform's alleged lack of transparency regarding bots on the site.
As both sides prepare for a lengthy court battle, some Twitter influencers are floating an alternate theory for the change of heart: The bots were never the problem, merely a vehicle through which to covertly sell Tesla options that were about to expire.
- Of course it was. This is all a game to these fellas. Tail wagging the Doge.neverscared
- it sounds 100% impossible that this is the real reason and there is no bullshit conspiracy in the bg...sted
- why is it so hard to accept the reality that twitter is a cesspool and the current leadership knows it?sted
- Not sure why he needs a reason to sell. Given how much he owns, that's a drop in the bucket. TSLA will go up now, at least in the short term.formed
- NBQ001
Elon Musk is a 'bulls**t artist' says Trump, claims Musk voted for him: https://www.jpost.com/internatio…
"He [Musk] said the other day 'I've never voted for a Republican,' I said 'I didn't know that he told me he voted for me.' So he's another bulls**t artist," said Trump.
- Aww. No love from Donnie?
How's your feeling, Elon?Continuity - King of the bullshitters knows a fellow cuntmeisterPhanLo
- Lame recognize lame.mathinc
- Aww. No love from Donnie?
- Krassy0
How Elon’s bizarre Twitter takeover saga could have just been a cover for him to sell $8.5 billion in Tesla stock
https://fortune.com/2022/07/09/h…
- grafician-4
Bruh...
- yuekit2
ElonMusk fan creates giant metal sculpture of Elon's head to be displayed at Tesla factory...
- NBQ004
- Chode of Chode Hall.PhanLo
- Choader BoyRamanisky2
- money can't keep you from being a little doughysarahfailin
- lol phanloscarabin
- OMG, I'm dying phanloelahon
- Phanlo ftwnb
- jonny_quest_lives5
When Elon Musk came to the White House asking me for help on all of his many subsidized projects, whether it’s electric cars that don’t drive long enough, driverless cars that crash, or rocketships to nowhere, without which subsidies he’d be worthless, and telling me how he was a big Trump fan and Republican, I could have said, “drop to your knees and beg,” and he would have done it...
-Donald Trump via Truth Social
- it was too delicious not to post... who do the smooth brains side with in this epic catfight?jonny_quest_lives
- This smooth brain sides with a faulty ceiling that collapses on the both of them during this meeting.garbage
- neverscared-2
- I don't believe ONE. SINGLE. WORD. that twat says. Not one!Hayzilla
- neverscared-1
- i guess elon is running then..neverscared
- He can't, not a nationalgrafician
- Elon Mookutopian
- so he'll probably run in South Africa, get elected and conquer the US with his find solutions for everything mentality.uan
- yuekit1
ElonMusk's father has child with his own stepdaughter, explaining "The only thing we are on Earth for is to reproduce." Discuss.
- the apple never falls far from the treeutopian
- At 8 Billion people on Earth I think there‘s enough Musk already.NBQ00
- i think what they meant is "not enough white people".pango
- *cough Woody *cough *cough.********
- Legal, but fucking disgusting, so fuck those cunts********
- viagra is my favourite drug.neverscared
- well if pornhub has taught us anything..._niko
- step daughters always get stuck?pango
- NOT stepdaughters get fucked (4K)********
- NBQ000
Dumped, sued and exposed: is this Elon Musk’s worst week yet?
From that Twitter lawsuit and his secret twins revelation with Shivon Zilis, to girlfriend Natasha Bassett breaking up with him
https://www.scmp.com/magazines/s…
News broke that the SpaceX CEO fathered twins with AI engineer and colleague Shivon Zilis in November 2021 – just a month before his ex Grimes had her second kid with him
Australian actress Natasha Bassett, who recently starred in Elvis, ended her relationship with Musk after news of his secret twins was revealed to the world
- The guy probably just loves having sex without condoms and then leaves the women to raise the kids alone.NBQ00
- I know for a fact they were test tube kids. I have a friend that worked at the agency that facilitated it.ArmandoEstrada
- That 2nd kid with Grime is „test tube kid“ but not the twins from the affair with his AI manager @ Neuralink.NBQ00
- nb2
Someone here called Elon a “bullshit artist.”
My man, if you’re a designer working in advertising you might not want to sling that phrase upon others
- utopian1
Never Forget!
The Stable Genius!
- NBQ005
That’s one sad face below
- :(milfhunter
- Suck that gut in, Elon, that's the spirit.Continuity
- Holy shit he's almost translucentpango
- All the money in the world to hire a nutritionist, a personal chef, and build out a private gym. "Nope. My body should look like a dead blob fish."FNP14
- lol dead blob fish_niko
- ^^ His archenemy Jeff Bezos got himself jacked precisely like that, back in the day.Continuity
- Elon would look even funnier if it wasn't for the hair transplantNBQ00
- He should fight Sam Hyde********
- Fuck Elon, and fuck Sam Hyde.garbage
- Gross. Good luck on Mars.shapesalad
- Elon Trumputopian
- Gonna need a bigger rocket.MrT
- Amber hay hit ithotroddy
- Sorry I mean amber turdhotroddy
- The Irish Candyman would kick his black ass********
- Middle aged man gets fat shocker.Chimp
- Are you anti body shaming?
So woke.pango - how could Grimes fuck this bloboey_oey
- Clout & $$. Women don't care about looks as soon as you have at least one of the other two.NBQ00
- I'd rather fuck Elon than Grimes, that lisping commie elf cunt********
- ^wut?pango
- I'm gay********
- no i wasn't confused by that.pango
