UK is Fucked
UK is Fucked
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- Nairn2
Not fucked, just cold - London's utterly covered in frozen spiderwebs today, and it's beautiful. I can't remember the last time I saw this sort of effect from this sort of weather - i feel like it's decades, and was even then many miles away.
I actually gawped and took some photos on the way in to work earlier, like the teenage girl I'm dressed up as under all these thick, warm clothes.
- zardoz0
- TLDR ? what?shapesalad
- Sister Sledge covers band have announced a new tour. First gig will be HMP Holloway.zardoz
- And what? I see three strong black women that live to support their community.necromation
- messy shit. trail of paperwork showing that the charity is run like an american charitable foundation (a P.R. stunt that mostly benefits family members)kingsteven
- over here the govt hands millions to leaders of terrorist organisations for 'community outreach' but they're hardly criticising the queens flufferkingsteven
- haha, 3 strong black women. you go girls!zardoz
- Nairn1
I LOST A GLOVE.
IT'S OUT THERE SOMEWHERE, CAST OUT ALONE AND COLD IN MUDDY SNOW REMNANTS ON SOME GRIM LONDON STREET.
I'M SORRY. I FAILED YOU. I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU.- why did I post this crap in this thread?
more tea!Nairn - this morning i screamed to a guy who lost his glove! Sad to hear nobody was there for you.milfhunter
- I'm hoping Karma will be in my favour here, given how many hats and single gloves I've picked up off the ground and placed in sight for people to rescue :(Nairn
- next pair of gloves, take a length of string, stick gloves to both ends of string and feed through both sleeves of coat... like a toddler.shapesalad
- I FOUND MY GLOVE
HALLELUJAHNairn - It was still in your pocket?milfhunter
- haha, no - it somehow ended up on my partner's work desk, under a load of papers.Nairn
- why did I post this crap in this thread?
- doggydoggdog2
- the judges look more retarded with there facial expressionsmilfhunter
- Wordsworth4
The new banknote samples with Charles' head, reading "Specimen", spot on. Tbh they shouldn't remove the watermark. Pillock.
- Seeing those was the first time my Republometer went from "Meh, I don't give much of a fuck" to "Kill the useless bastards".Nairn
- grafician1
- Also uk gov wanted to rely less on City of London bankers after brexit.. but now are de-regulating it all in an attempt to make it a casino to scrape money fromshapesalad
- the dip is vaccinations temporarily slowing excess deaths in the elderlykingsteven
- who could've predicted it.fadein11
- 35% still detached from reality of situation or just fucking stupiddee-dubs
- Reality comes knocking.Chimp
- reality was always knockinghans_glib
- "ya, I miss those polish plumbers bruv, I've been up to my arse in literal shit the past couple of years"_niko
- Gardener6
- flavoured with cheap lager, sweat and lynxhans_glib
- What flavour of British, though? Essex Girl flavour? Steel Works Sheffielder flavour? Fucking generic shit, man.Continuity
- I'd like a Vicky Pollard flavoured kind.Wordsworth
- ... tastes like the week old piss of Jeremy Clarkson infused with B&H cigarette smokeBluejam
- Fish fingers and custard?Akagiyama
- The only thing I would like to know is
who selected those six guys?sted - lol stedNairn