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- drgs2
QBN user Utopian has contracted covid-19. Write a story about an experimental drug he had mixed himself which gave him weird side effects.
When Utopian awoke from his fevered slumber, he was greeted with a most unusual sight. Instead of the usual four walls of his bedroom, he found himself in a vast open field, under a bright blue sky. Looking down, he saw that he was floating a few feet off the ground.
"What the hell?" he said aloud, flailing his arms about in confusion.
Suddenly, he felt a tickling sensation on his arm and looked down to see a small butterfly land there. He watched in amazement as the butterfly transformed into a tiny, beautiful woman.
"Welcome to the land of the fairies, Utopian," she said, smiling at him.
"But... how did I get here?" Utopian asked, still dazed.
"You took a very powerful drug that we gave you," the fairy replied. "It was supposed to cure your illness, but it had some unexpected side effects."
"What kind of side effects?" Utopian asked, warily.
"Oh, nothing too bad," the fairy said. "You just have the ability to see and talk to us now. Isn't that wonderful?"
Utopian wasn't so sure. He didn't know how he was going to explain this to his friends and family. Would they believe him? Or would they think he was just making things up?
Only time would tell.
- drgs1
Write a story about hair-rising findings palimpsest has made about users on web design forum QBN.com
Palimpsest has been studying user behavior on the web design forum QBN.com for some time, and has made some hair-raising findings.
It seems that many users on QBN.com are actually web design professionals who are pretending to be amateurs. They do this in order to get attention and help from other users on the forum.
These "amateur" users often ask basic questions that could easily be answered by doing a simple Google search. It's clear that they are not really web design novices; they are just trying to get people to give them free advice and help.
While there's nothing wrong with getting help from others, these users are taking advantage of the generosity of the QBN.com community. Palimpsest hopes that by bringing this issue to light, users will be more aware of these "amateur" users and be less likely to give them free help.
- Plot twist: I'm behind openai.palimpsest
- palimpsest, you're doing god's work, it seems.Continuity
- palimpsest1
The QBN community is a vibrant and active group of people who are passionate about the QBN platform. There is a strong sense of community and support amongst members, and the platform is constantly evolving and improving. The QBN team is responsive to feedback and constantly innovating, which makes the community excited and engaged. There is a strong belief amongst members that QBN can change the way businesses operate and that it has the potential to be a major player in the business world. There is a lot of excitement and positivity within the community, and it is clear that members are proud to be part of it.
- 'The QBN team is responsive to feedback'Continuity
- 'and constantly innovating'palimpsest
- palimpsest6
Jim is a versatile and experienced artist who has worked in a variety of mediums including painting, sculpture, and photography. He has exhibited his work in both solo and group shows, and his work is held in private and public collections.
Jim was born and raised in Detroit, and he currently lives and works in the city. He is deeply connected to the community and is passionate about using his art to make a difference. He has been involved in numerous public art projects, and he frequently donates his time and talents to local organizations.
Jim is a talented and dedicated artist who has a strong commitment to his community. He is a versatile artist who is constantly exploring new mediums and techniques. His work is held in high regard by his peers, and he is respected for his dedication to his craft.
- Guess the prompt.palimpsest
- A+nb
- Hahascarabin
- What is his salary though?BaskerviIle
- How old is this fn joke nowcannonball1978
- As old as your mom.
That's why we're still doing it.palimpsest - Oh well in that case, can we adjust for inflation? (Like your mom)cannonball1978
- XD
That's the spirit!palimpsest
- drgs3
Write a story about those weird silicone molds scarabin has been making in his basement.
There's something weird going on in Silicone Scarabin's basement. For months now, he's been spending all his free time down there, tinkering with something that nobody else knows about. molding silicone into all sorts of strange shapes.
At first, his family and friends thought he was just going through a phase, and didn't think much of it. But as the months went on, they started to get a little worried. What was he doing down there all the time? What were those weird shapes for?
Nobody knows for sure, but there are some theories. Some say he's creating a new line of sex toys, others say he's making molds for illegal drugs. But nobody knows for sure.
One thing is for sure, though. Whatever Silicone Scarabin is up to, it's definitely not normal.
- drgs0
Write a weird story about QBN user Nairn and his second-hand shoes he bought on the internet.
Nairn had been searching for the perfect pair of shoes for months. He had scoured the internet and all the local stores, but he just couldn't find what he was looking for. He wanted something unique, something that would make him stand out from the crowd.
Then, one day, he found them. A pair of second-hand shoes that were just perfect. They were a little bit scuffed and worn, but that just added to their charm. Nairn couldn't believe his luck.
He ordered the shoes and eagerly awaited their arrival. When they finally arrived, he couldn't wait to try them on. But as soon as he slipped them on his feet, he knew something was wrong.
The shoes were too big for him. He could barely walk in them. But even though they were uncomfortable, he loved them and didn't want to take them off.
He started wearing the shoes everywhere, even though they were constantly slipping off his feet. People started to stare and point at him, but he didn't care. He loved his shoes, even though they were too big for him.
- drgs1
Write a weird post started by user nb on design forum QBN.com
Thanks for the advice everyone! I've decided to go with a more natural look for my kitchen and try out some earth tones. I'm thinking maybe a nice deep green or brown? I'm not sure what will go best with the copper countertops I have though...
- nb0
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- drgs
Write a short story about starting a new thread for those posts.
I was scrolling through my feed when I saw a post that caught my eye. It was a thread about starting a new thread for those posts that don't fit anywhere else. I thought to myself, "That's a great idea!" So I clicked on the post and started reading.
The original poster had some great suggestions for what to include in the new thread, and I quickly realized that this was something I had been needing. I had always felt like my posts were a little out of place on other threads, and this was the perfect solution.
I wasted no time in creating the new thread and posting my first post. I was excited to finally have a place to share my thoughts and ideas without feeling like I was intruding. The response was immediate and positive, and I soon had a community of like-minded people to interact with.
It's been a few months now, and the new thread is still going strong. It's been a great way to connect with others and share our love of all things weird and wonderful. I'm so glad I found it!