Alien Questine
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- GeorgesII
An alien species of 60 million specimens lands on earth and informs the world that they want to begin co-habitating earth with humans. In exchange for being allowed to live in unpopulated areas in existing countries, they will supply humanity with science and technology.
They look like pic related and they smell like rotten bananas. On average they have the equivalent of 200 human IQ points. They are quick to assimilate into the cultures of their host countries and speak every human language fluently. They get jobs, commit no crime apart from the occasional petty crime, mostly out of ignorance of the law, and they are contributing taxpaying members of society.
The only problem is that they chose earth to live on because they are a break away religious sect from their planet, and their chief deity is Adolf Hitler, who they learned about by intercepting a Nazi radio transmission from earth in the 1930s. No matter how hard you try, you cannot convince them that Adolf Hitler was bad. They also are not convinced the Holocaust happened, but they don't press the issue. They decorate their homes and neighborhoods with swastikas and they greet each other by saying "sieg heil" and giving a Roman salute. They will often be found bidding on Nazi memorabilia online and at auctions. Once a year, they are required by their religion to travel to Bavaria and pay homage to Adolf Hitler. Other than this though, they are peaceful and non-violent, unless attacked.
Would you be okay with your country hosting 2 million of these creatures in a remote, mostly uninhabited part of your landscape?
- CygnusZero40
I wouldnt be ok with it even if they didnt worship hitler or smelled like rotten banana. Eventually they would want to expand their territory.
- reanimate0
So basically the plot of District 9 but with Hitler?
- set0
They can have Australia
- cannonball19780
Heil Aliens! Uber Alles!
- ESKEMA0
Is this a metaphor?
- HijoDMaite0
do jews get a long with them?
- organicgrid0
Did anyone see "District 9" there lies your answer.
- GeorgesII0
think about it, these alien are far more intelligent than us,
yet they decided to come in peace,
how can we discriminate them because they believe hitler did nothing wrong?- Stephen Hawking: Humans Should Fear Aliens
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- Stephen Hawking: Humans Should Fear Aliens
- set0
200+ IQ
Worships Hitler
- scarabin0
what's their consumption like?
are they eating vast amounts of our food or are they happy eating our food industry by-products and pet chow?
what kind of technology are they sharing? something that will enable earth to support the additional resource demands? or is it just weapons and pocket calculators?
what are their attitudes toward earth's jewish and other non-aryan/alien population? and vice versa?
- I don't think the 3rd reich ever broadcasted the holocaust, so I'm pretty sure they are oblivious to itGeorgesII
- organicgrid0
Why does everyone hate the Jews?
- nobody is speaking of the jews,
don't summon iatpGeorgesII
- nobody is speaking of the jews,
- spmitch0
They worship Hitler but don't follow his ideology, so what they like he was a motivational speaker and a snappy dresser?
- stoplying0
The aliens pay taxes? These are the lamest nerd aliens ever
- _niko0
the real question, is how long before some human skank bones them and a new category on PornHub is created
- DRIFTMONKEY0
I can masturbate to this.
- SteveJobs0
depends on their science and technology. 200 iq points is a lot, but just how much more advanced are they?
regarding the nazi stuff, do they practice any of these ideals or just worship the figure that carried them out?
and possibly most important, how quickly do they reproduce? we have limited natural resources and their needs could drive our human race to extinction much quicker. but again, refer to the science and technology question.
- brandelec0
Type II civilizations wouldn't bother paying taxes
- BusterBoy0
drgs?