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  • gruntt0

    go to your local video store and ask if you can have some of the old cardboard cut outs from movie promos. take them home and place them around your toliet. drink a 12 pack and practice peeing with the cardboard cut outs. do this for 2 weeks. next time your at the office and Joeblow McSalesdork comes in to use the facilities think to yourself "i've pissed in front of Vincent Vega and Jules from Pulp Fiction, I can piss in front of this dork."

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