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- brandelec
my problem: there's one urinal and one toilet in our washroom, whenever there's a co-pilot, i freeze up and there's just no flow
i try shutting my eyes thinking about waterfalls, fire hydrants, water coolers...and mouthing the words 'go!.. just go! mmm! now!'.... nothing
it's dead silent in there so it's very uncomfortable
am i alone?
- QuincyArcher0
usually, while i'm trying to pee and someone else is in the bathroom, they'll usually try to stick up a converstation.
i guess i've very approachable while i'm trying to relieve myself.
- gruntt0
yes. you are alone.
just pee ya wussy.
=)
- cosmo0
u should take your ipod with you and play some new age waterfall music.
- brandelec0
actually its worse when the other person is the same... so you're both standing there for a painful 20 sec
- gruntt0
go to your local video store and ask if you can have some of the old cardboard cut outs from movie promos. take them home and place them around your toliet. drink a 12 pack and practice peeing with the cardboard cut outs. do this for 2 weeks. next time your at the office and Joeblow McSalesdork comes in to use the facilities think to yourself "i've pissed in front of Vincent Vega and Jules from Pulp Fiction, I can piss in front of this dork."
- snuggles0
I hate it when the guy next to you starts talking to you, or even worse farts, wtf is wrong with men??
- gruntt0
i was in the bathroom the other day and there were 3 of us guys in there taking a whiz. 1 urinal, 2 stalls. The guy down on the end breaks the silence with a "all done. time to wrap it up" i started laughing a peed on the wall.
- todelete__20
98% of the time i have no problems.
the other 2% occur when i'm at a cubs game pissing into a trough with 80 other guys.
- QuincyArcher0
i think it's great when people in suits use the urinal. They put their hands on their hips like superman to keep their jacket out of the way.
- dirtydesign0
Come on! Whats wrong with you people. The fart and piss is standard!
- brandelec0
hahaha gruntt!
my friend and i almost got away with a 8' x 5' Mrs. Smith poster... the security guard was having a smoke outside the back door we were trying to exit, he was like 'WTF' and we lodged the thing at the door so he couldn't go through it and ran the other way
- cosmo0
i think it's great when people in suits use the urinal. They put their hands on their hips like superman to keep their jacket out of the way.
QuincyArcher
(Jun 29 05, 11:32)lmao.
- gruntt0
i like to break the silence and say "damn that water is cold."
pause
"and deep too"
- snuggles0
I keep my head down and just pray that nobody is looking at my small weiner...
- gruntt0
snuggles... if you can't see it, nobody else can.
=)
- snuggles0
I take a microscope and tweasers with me to the can..
- brandelec0
snuggles, i better not catch you standing while you pee.
=P
- snuggles0
sitzsprinkler...
- CaP0
i love those small plastic football goals they have in some pubs around here... i love peeing and aiming at things.
don't take that too literal, though.