Pub Checklist

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  • carver0

    hey skeet, fucking pub police, christ almighty man, ok PUB fucking checklist. strip lighting on the ceiling, bright as hell, gas cylinder heater in the front lounge, 2 flavours of crisps, authentic pie tray, rigged jukebox, skysports news and that Box channel for jiggety jig burds dancing with quims like wizards sleeves. some kiwi bird behind the bar with her lime green cheese wire showing....and one that'll ride out this daft fucking smoking ban, when i go to the pub i want to fucking smoke. is that a PUB then, skeet??? daft eh? i got shares in a pub in tulse hill btw.
    michael norton carver RMIL Phd

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