Pub Checklist
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- Stalock
Hello
We're putting together a pub checklist at work for this evening. eg. service, distance from bar to toilet, decoration, beer mats, etc. and have a scale of 1-10. This will then be used if 1 day we get to open our own pub in Vanuatu.
What do you look for + check?>
- DavidFelt0
quality of fanny!
- carver0
yeah, what davey F lad said without a doubt, fanny, and not sitting on the buying side of the bar either. quality quim serving it up as well, so yeah, yer looking at a good door policy then. padded doors in the toilets are also good for a bit o' 'cushion' if you know what i mean!
- Stalock0
Clevage interaction! hell yeah.
I was watching Withnail + I, what's the pub they go too in Camden? does it still exist?
PERFUME PONSE!!!
- VectorMasked0
-cleanliness of restrooms
-fast toilet access for throwing up
-Can you smoke inside? if not how far is the closest area to do so.
-nachos taste. How good are they? how much cheese do they put. amaunt of jalapenos.
-price of tequila shots.
-How close is the bar or tables to the girls' washroom. Can you have easy visual access to the inside of their washroom as they open the door?
-pool tables
-do hot chicks frequent that place?
- skt0
He said a pub checklist. not fucking bar. nachos taste. pffft.
- VectorMasked0
oops!
but its 3:30 am here. my brain is asleep.
- mr_snuggles0
- Bitches in the livinroom gittin' it on, sucking on those titties like you wanted me calling me, all the time like Blondie checkin' out the chrissy behind it's fine all of the time, like sex on the beaches....
hmmmm...sorry, got other things on my mind today...
- MichaelFelt0
Yeah I want to see girl on girl salad tossing!
and you must stock Cobra beer as well.
- DavidFelt0
the members of staff must know what a 'bmw' cocktail is, or im outta there!!!
- carver0
hey skeet, fucking pub police, christ almighty man, ok PUB fucking checklist. strip lighting on the ceiling, bright as hell, gas cylinder heater in the front lounge, 2 flavours of crisps, authentic pie tray, rigged jukebox, skysports news and that Box channel for jiggety jig burds dancing with quims like wizards sleeves. some kiwi bird behind the bar with her lime green cheese wire showing....and one that'll ride out this daft fucking smoking ban, when i go to the pub i want to fucking smoke. is that a PUB then, skeet??? daft eh? i got shares in a pub in tulse hill btw.
michael norton carver RMIL Phd
- skt0
Tulse hill carver? Thought you lived in north London.
And aye, sounds about right.
- phatlee0
What is it with modern bars having urinals made out of mirrors, all seems a bit gay!!
*Urinals not made out of mirrors.
- carver0
what's it got to do with staying north london, and having shares in tulse hill man?? that's a bit like that 'no he cant be bent he got wife' shite. i work in london/dublin and everyother tuesday/wednesday i'm at a satellite 1 man roving office in cleckheaton! that's for the west yorks branch.i am in charge of 42 people you know!
- Stalock0
The Mother Black Cap
Although it doesn't look as crap inside as I remember it in the film.
- DavidFelt0
Call me sad, but Ive been counting, and since the turn of the year carver has said "I'm in charge of 42 people dont you know?" and "daft eh?" a combined total of 128848349988454,094598345 TIMES
HAHA, keep it up carver, peace!
- carver0
thank you dave lad.
gotta be consistant, daft eh?
- Jnr_Madison0
Carver just needs his lube and he's all set. Bummed, daft eh?
56k?
- Jnr_Madison0
Carver, I heard you gave a young chap a pearl necklace at work?
Is this true?
- carver0
pearl necklace?
dunno who told you that, mate, that's bollox, if you're on about the end of year sales award thing, that was a sort of silver i.d bracelet that i had to dish out to some kid called bryce. certainly wasn't a pearl necklace, you rocket! who told you anyway, was it bill craven??
- Jnr_Madison0
Nah, it was John Craven (y'know how he likes to spread the news'round).
I bet your going to tell me the space docking tutorial on the 5th floor was not your doing either?