East London Phrases

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  • gramme0

    So yesterday I walked into the nuclear sub and asked for the most ping-pong tiddly in the crop. The divorce counselor sends a bird to the welly and tries to turn the miser over, but this dappled rap hits a pound, shucks a sandwich at the pair and one, lights a match and flick's it in her chevy chase; her bird's nest lights up like a shinxy misket, he goes back to his foot like Robert's your mother's brother, doesn't even buy parliament – and his team's won, four-nil.

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