East London Phrases
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The incident in the car
"I ad this barge end twiggin on my chester's best"
I found myself enjoying some felatio from a lady who's face looked liked the wrong end of a canal boat."noshing for glory in the truffle tray of my old puffy's japuar"
She was really going at it, on the back seat of my mother's Toyota Camry."and theres a clop clop on the iris and its only the very same puffy..."
When all of a sudden, I hear a knocking on the window and its my dear mother..."with her bag face on treble and the right nudge on for a box of bingo"
With a most disagreeable expression and a sense of urgency caused by her desire to drive to KFC for some chicken wings
"ART, you filthy double wetters" she hollers.
"Get out, you pair of highly aroused pre-coital rapscallions" she shouts
"Double chomp boatface" I goes
So, I instruct the lady with the unfortunate visage to finish me off as quickly as possible"and she nearly traps it nasty. What a Choker."
and in her surprise, she nearly bites my penis off, which would have been rather more than either of us could digest.