East London Phrases
East London Phrases
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"So I was getting my whiskers boxed at the sheriff's pantry,"
—I was trimming my beard in the bathroom, the decor of which has been commandeered by my lovely wife."and along comes this musky duckling, springin' hot biscuits out of her ruffly truffle,"
—My wife walks in with her pregnant self,"and I said "Oi. There's only enough French bacon in this barrel to catch a geezer by the greenery, a'roight luv?"
—I said "You know, I really enjoy having to share our one sink in the morning. Good times when my whiskers share space with your makeup."