East London Phrases
East London Phrases
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"So I was getting my whiskers boxed at the sheriff's pantry"
- There I was, enjoying a wet shave at the barber's"and along comes this musky duckling, springin' hot biscuits out of her ruffly truffle"
- and in walks a fragrant lady, emitting rectal gasand I said "Oi. There's [already] enough French bacon in this barrel to catch a geezer by the greenery, a'roight luv?"
- so I reasoned with her that the place already reeked to high heaven - of the barber's garlic breath - without her contributions further seering my delicate lungs.