East London Phrases
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- Spookyhome0
I'm a bluetit without a tiara. I'm packing cold vag cuz I aint licensed to deal in hot sausage but soon as me ducklin chocks up the mankerati I'm sticking on shady gats of all shapes and sizes.
If its kicking I'm Pinky the show pony and haters can drink my pizzle. I'm no rotty, but you're a fuckin yapminkey and I watch your bollocks round the tick.
Ive got knockers, and they like a sausage if a party starts. Like one time some poffy had a bag of chickens. The Po had it up the wriggle tube round the back of Gap, so there we were, flinging lumpy air and smiling nicely at the 'oodlums.
We knocked em out with a peashooter and a conker in a g-string. This was back end of a previous stretch in a city with no name called Chisholme Town. The fat controller dipped into the biscuit fund and the snappers were turned south .
All sounds like barkers to a soft leaf but I'll push it in your paté if you dont play pass the parsnips. Its all going the way of a shemale's swingers out there and I'm ducking trucks and shining trousers round the dial. If you reckon old bluebottle's spotting your dinky have another cookie cuz its el castrato and his gang of woolworth warriors.