Speed dating
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My one friend goes speed dating and I basically just make fun of him for it. And the fact that he still can't get a date out of it afterwards.
He also did a dating site where he did a video ... and it was about the funniest thing I've ever seen.
"Basically, I'd like to take you to the arcade and get you pizza." I think that was the closer, hahahahh.
Another classic line was, "I have a tattoo ... it's a turtle eating a rabbit and the rabbit has a #1 ribbon on it. (silence for like 10 seconds) Oh that's it."
I wouldn't post it just because I'm actually friends with dude, but I think another one went along the lines of him telling a story about how he booty called some girl, she came over, and then was so disgusted at how messy and smelly his apartment was that she left.
If he had meant it to be funny ... it would have been genius, however, sadly it wasn't meant to be funny and he never got how much much I made fun of him for it, haha.
- i thought 'this guy is genius' until i read that last paragraph... now its just kinda tragic7point34