Speed dating
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- citizen_h
I've thraped my little black book and now im desperate. So give me your best questions to fire at the unfortunate lasses in my attempt to get some poonage.
Q1. If you had a film about you which actor would play you?
- madirish0
isn't that what this site is for?
- Jaline0
If we got into an argument, how would we settle it?
- fifty500
"What would you do if a zombie apocalypse were to happen tomorrow? Would you join them or would you fight til the end?"
- madirish0
i am going to level with you here family; i do not even know what speed dating is...
- flavorful0
Girl #3
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Look, I'm a functional alcoholic who flirts with any girl that catches my eye. As long as you don't get jealous, I think we can have a long relationship together.And by jealous, I mean of my ability to drink. I think the best way for you to not be jealous of the girls I talk to, is realize how egotistical and rude I am - then just think that any other girl would not put up with my antics.
I've found that works.
Oh looks like the time is up. Good thing too, you have the type of face that looks like you have a voice that would annoy me. On second thought we should probably just be fuck buddies. You know what I'm just here for moral support with my friend.
What are you writing?
It better be, "Hottest guy here."
It's not?
Oh I'm writing, "Stuck up bitch." on mine so take that.
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Next girl
---I'm getting bored of saying the same thing over and over again. You?
Yea, these things are kind of weird aren't they?
Amen to that.
Do you like coffee?
Hrm, shame. I only like coffee if it's Irished up and without the coffee part.
Haha, I'm kidding. Hey let's blow this popsicle stand before you get stuck talking to that guy * points at madirish * and I get stuck talking to ... well any other girl that's not you.
Fin.
- fifty500
I went to a speed dating thing once. It was pretty hilarious, everyone got drunk. One girl was obviously on coke, and one girl introduced herself as an alcoholic. None of them were really prize winners. Some tips: go with a couple friends; prepare a list of UNIQUE questions (not "what do you do for a living", that gets old pretty quick); always have a drink in your hand.
- i reckon 5 unique questions and just rotate them with each girl. WINNERcitizen_h
- madirish0
i like you
- joyride0
do you really think you'll have a chance to ask questions?
I wouldn't ask any questions... just talk/flirt & have fun with it. No one likes an interview so don't treat it like one. You won't be able to tell if a girl is long term dateable / short term slutable in 10 minutes (or whatever). But you'll be able to tell in the first minute if you want to pursue or not... so just have fun
- Raniator0
tell them that 60 seconds is no time to work out if you like someone, joke about asking them out on a proper date and hopefully swap numbers.
only the fit ones though, obviously. you can practice your put-downs on the mingers for a minute or two.
- dconstrukt0
hahaha..... screw speed dating.... its so lame.
I'd bust on all the other guys while you're talking to your girl. If you make her laugh, you're in.
But its a waste of time.
I'd try any of the online dating sites, theres MILLIONS of chicks wanting to meet someone, and you don't have to leave your house.
I signed up to this site www.insiderinternetdating.com and using what I learned I started meeting more women than I could handle. I get a new 'batch' of women, shut my thing off.... if I need more women, I turn it back on. :-)
- flavorful0
My one friend goes speed dating and I basically just make fun of him for it. And the fact that he still can't get a date out of it afterwards.
He also did a dating site where he did a video ... and it was about the funniest thing I've ever seen.
"Basically, I'd like to take you to the arcade and get you pizza." I think that was the closer, hahahahh.
Another classic line was, "I have a tattoo ... it's a turtle eating a rabbit and the rabbit has a #1 ribbon on it. (silence for like 10 seconds) Oh that's it."
I wouldn't post it just because I'm actually friends with dude, but I think another one went along the lines of him telling a story about how he booty called some girl, she came over, and then was so disgusted at how messy and smelly his apartment was that she left.
If he had meant it to be funny ... it would have been genius, however, sadly it wasn't meant to be funny and he never got how much much I made fun of him for it, haha.
- i thought 'this guy is genius' until i read that last paragraph... now its just kinda tragic7point34
- citizen_h0
excellent work brothers of QBN
I will let you know how the conquest goes...
- Jaline0
Okay, you just used the word "conquest". I'm afraid I'll have to kick you out of the speed dating club.
- flavorful0
Okay, I just used these and here are some fool proof sayings to get you your desired results:
01. By the bloody diarrhea of Moses.
02. I can't believe my Rusty Jesus Wang just upchucked that much.
- fyoucher10
Front to back or back to front?
- cosmoo0
are you axe murder?