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    New Year's Eve some years back. I was with friends in Buffalo. I wasn't all that drunk but I was feeling confident that night. Good vibe in the club, although I didn't go to a lot of clubs back then. I see a girl on the dance floor, and notice she's alone so I begin to my plot to move in. I get on the dance floor, and I'm making my way towards her. I decide once the next song starts, I'm going to make my move in. Well, the next song started up and I get her attention and smile at her. She gives me a half smile, but its enough that I pursue further. So I am trying to get closer and she's not running away, so I keep getting closer. Now she starts making faces at me like she is embarrassed, so I chalk it up as her being shy, and keep pursuing. Then I notice she glances over at a table full of girls and shrugs likes shes confused. I notice the table of girls, and they are all face palming. Then I look around at some of the other tables and it appears people are, in fact staring at me. I look over at my friends and they are all laughing and pointing at me. That's when it hit me. I look around the dance floor and everyone is dancing the same way. Yup, turns out I was trying to grind on a girl in the middle of a line dance. Once this discovery hit me, I knew I had to take the walk of shame over to my friends, as pretty much every single person on the dance floor was annoyed with me. I had no idea what a line dance was, or ever seen one. Now I every time I hear the "electric slide" I piss my pants and forget who I am for about half an hour or so.

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