Embarrassing...
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- brandelec0
years ago i went to a club with my buddy and both ended up with a couple of phone numbers. at midnight we decided to head back to his place to meet up with friends and spend an hour getting shitfaced. we get into competitions a lot so we started talking shit about how ugly the other person's girl is of whom we got phone #. so i got the brilliant idea to call my girl up and ask her to come over to friend's house. wow she actually shows up. so at this point it's just me, her, and him as everyone else either left or passed out around the house. we're all sitting at the couch chit chatting about how i wanted to go to a strip club earlier and she says ooooh well i'll give you a dance. next thing you know she's on top of me with nothing on but her skirt, socks, and shoes. i look over at my buddy, who is wide-eyed and jaw-dropped, and signal him to get the fuck out of here perv. he gets up and walks away and we both notice he's got a boner and we all laugh. a couple of songs later she turns around and rides my lap and goes "what. the. fuck."
i lean to the side to get a view of the hallway and i see my buddy's head sticking out of a doorway just going to town on choking his chicken. she freezes. i'm speechless. he's looking at us and before he can say anything he blows his chunk all over the place. daft eh
- This friend is really you, isnt it.Tausk
- hahascarabin
- i was so drunk but i remember so many things about that night so clearlybrandelec
- why didn't you invite him? she seemed game?capn_ron
- capn, i did invite him, i waved him in. but then she says "um. your friend is too close"brandelec
- ohhh man. mood ruined.bigtrick
- dang, you are a good man.capn_ron