Palin Tour 2011
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TOP 100 PALIN SAYINGS
1. A few clowns short of a circus.
2. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
3. Doesn't have all her dogs on one leash.
4. Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.
5. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
6. Forgot to pay her brain bill.
7. Her sewing machine's out of thread.
8. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
9. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
10. One taco short of a combination platter.
11. A few feathers short of a whole duck.
12. All foam, no beer.
13. The cheese slid off her cracker.
14. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
15. Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
16. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
17. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
18. She fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
19. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
20. As smart as bait.
21. Chimney's clogged.
22. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
23. A few beers short of a six-pack.
24. Dumber than a box of hair.
25. A few peas short of a casserole.
26. Doesn't have all her Corn Flakes in one box.
27. Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
28. Her belt doesn't go through all the loops.
29. If she had another brain, it would be lonely.
30. Missing a few buttons on her remote control.
31. No grain in the silo.
32. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
33. Receiver is off the hook.
34. Several nuts short of a full pouch.
35. Skylight leaks a little.
36. Slinky's kinked.
37. Surfing in Nebraska.
38. Too much yardage between the goal posts.
39. A few croutons short of a chef's salad.
40. In the pinball game of life, her flippers were a little farther apart than most.
41. She reached rock botton the other day and started to dig.
42. If you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you get change.
43. The engine is running but nobody is behind the wheel.
44. The lights are on but nobody is home.
45. She's depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
46. You may not be the brightest bulb on the tree, but you do blink once in a while.
47. She has two brains, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
48. She's got the whole sixpack but lacks the plastic thing that holds them together.
49. She has a photographic memory, but the lens cap is glued on.
50. It takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.
51. She jumped into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking.
52. It's hard to believe that she beat out 100,000 other sperm.
53. When her IQ reaches 50 she should sell.
54. If you stand close enough to her, you can hear the ocean.
55. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
56. She is a gross ignoramus, 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
57. She donated her brain to science before she was done using it.
58. She is a prime candidate for natural deselection.
59. She is about as sharp as a marble.
60. I wish I had a blueprint for her brain, I'm trying to build an idiot.
61. She only has one oar in the water.
62. She is 24 cents short of a quarter.
63. A few sandwiches short of a picnic basket.
64. About as deep as a saucer of milk.
65. She is about as sharp as a thimble.
66. Not the brightest crayon in the box.
67. She is about as bright as Alaska in December.
68. It's too bad she fell out of the family tree.
69. A few cards short of a full deck.
70. She has got an IQ of around room temperature.
71. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but she just gargled.
72. She is so dense that light bends around her.
73. Was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby.
74. She could hold an in depth conversation with a chair.
75. If it was raining brains, she wouldn't even get wet.
76. The car looks great but it's out of gas.
77. She is not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
78. The train is running, but there aren't any tracks.
79. A few trees short of a forest.
80. A few limbs short of a tree.
81. A few sheep short in the top paddock.
82. A few cows short of a herd.
83. She is playing soccer without a ball.
84. She is missing the enter key on the keyboard of life.
85. The doorbell is ringing but nobody is answering the door.
86. She is not the sharpest tool in the shed.
87. She doesn't have all her chairs around the table.
88. Her radio is on but the tuning dial broke off.
89. She is a few grapes short of a fruit salad.
90. There is no furniture in her attic.
91. She is few pinstripes short of Yankee uniform.
92. It's a shame when cousins marry.
93. She never finished all of his homework.
94. Dumber than a box of hammers.
95. Not the brightest star in the constellation.
96. She'll be spending life in the "remedial" class.
97. She is few elements short of the Periodic Table.
98. A few houses short of a neighborhood.
99. She sacrificed a few pieces in the chess game of life.
100. She is a few shots over par.- Surfing in Nebraska .. Ace!!Ramanisky2
- A whole bunch of nonsense.kgvs72