Palin Tour 2011
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- ZOOP
So, Sarah Palin, on her national bus tour was kind enough to share with America, and the world, little known facts of history. Included is the fact that Paul Revere was ringing a bell and firing a musket, reloading after each shot... to warn the British. Let's see how many more amazing facts of our history she will reveal along the way.
- moldero0
its not right to make fun of retards.
- monkeyshine0
I thought he was just letting them know that they were going the wrong way.
I love how she is insisting that she got it right. She just gets better and better.
- ZOOP0
I was particularly proud to see her interest in the facts runs in the family, her daughter on tour with her, after visiting Mount Vernon, mentioned how hard Washington must have worked to keep his farm going. This history stuff is more fun than i ever thought it was! :)
- Washington owned more slaves than anyone in America at the time. O_OZOOP
- ukit0
Meh...as easy of a target as she may be, I don't believe Palin is really running for President. It's like mentioning Snookie or the Octomom.
Keep your eye on Romney. He'll be the one to actually sell the country down the river with his "turnaround" program.
- OMG i hope she runs! Please run Sarah! :DZOOP
- And Romney would be different from Obama how?TheBlueOne
- He'd be able to openly enact pro-Corporatist policies instead of pretending to reluctantly do it?ukit
- Yeah, that's about right. It's all about the speed, not the destination...TheBlueOne
- ...see my post below.TheBlueOne
- ZOOP0
At least she recycles!
- TheBlueOne0
Did you guys see the bt where all her peeps were re-editing wikipedia's Paul Revere entry so it matched her botched story?
I'm telling you - I want her elected. It would be the beginning of the greatest dystopian sci-fi comedy movie ever. America is going into the goddamn shitter anyway, why not step on the fucking gas pedal and see what the thing can do before it flames out.
- It would be quite Epic..
L Ron Hubbard couldn't write sci-fi like thisRamanisky2 - Exacrly...and America needs to implode epically..and without the Soviets anymore this is probably the best we can musterTheBlueOne
- musterTheBlueOne
- It would be quite Epic..
- doesnotexist0
tour of absurdity
- utopian0
TOP 100 PALIN SAYINGS
1. A few clowns short of a circus.
2. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
3. Doesn't have all her dogs on one leash.
4. Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.
5. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
6. Forgot to pay her brain bill.
7. Her sewing machine's out of thread.
8. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
9. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
10. One taco short of a combination platter.
11. A few feathers short of a whole duck.
12. All foam, no beer.
13. The cheese slid off her cracker.
14. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
15. Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
16. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
17. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
18. She fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
19. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
20. As smart as bait.
21. Chimney's clogged.
22. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
23. A few beers short of a six-pack.
24. Dumber than a box of hair.
25. A few peas short of a casserole.
26. Doesn't have all her Corn Flakes in one box.
27. Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
28. Her belt doesn't go through all the loops.
29. If she had another brain, it would be lonely.
30. Missing a few buttons on her remote control.
31. No grain in the silo.
32. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
33. Receiver is off the hook.
34. Several nuts short of a full pouch.
35. Skylight leaks a little.
36. Slinky's kinked.
37. Surfing in Nebraska.
38. Too much yardage between the goal posts.
39. A few croutons short of a chef's salad.
40. In the pinball game of life, her flippers were a little farther apart than most.
41. She reached rock botton the other day and started to dig.
42. If you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you get change.
43. The engine is running but nobody is behind the wheel.
44. The lights are on but nobody is home.
45. She's depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
46. You may not be the brightest bulb on the tree, but you do blink once in a while.
47. She has two brains, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
48. She's got the whole sixpack but lacks the plastic thing that holds them together.
49. She has a photographic memory, but the lens cap is glued on.
50. It takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.
51. She jumped into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking.
52. It's hard to believe that she beat out 100,000 other sperm.
53. When her IQ reaches 50 she should sell.
54. If you stand close enough to her, you can hear the ocean.
55. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
56. She is a gross ignoramus, 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
57. She donated her brain to science before she was done using it.
58. She is a prime candidate for natural deselection.
59. She is about as sharp as a marble.
60. I wish I had a blueprint for her brain, I'm trying to build an idiot.
61. She only has one oar in the water.
62. She is 24 cents short of a quarter.
63. A few sandwiches short of a picnic basket.
64. About as deep as a saucer of milk.
65. She is about as sharp as a thimble.
66. Not the brightest crayon in the box.
67. She is about as bright as Alaska in December.
68. It's too bad she fell out of the family tree.
69. A few cards short of a full deck.
70. She has got an IQ of around room temperature.
71. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but she just gargled.
72. She is so dense that light bends around her.
73. Was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby.
74. She could hold an in depth conversation with a chair.
75. If it was raining brains, she wouldn't even get wet.
76. The car looks great but it's out of gas.
77. She is not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
78. The train is running, but there aren't any tracks.
79. A few trees short of a forest.
80. A few limbs short of a tree.
81. A few sheep short in the top paddock.
82. A few cows short of a herd.
83. She is playing soccer without a ball.
84. She is missing the enter key on the keyboard of life.
85. The doorbell is ringing but nobody is answering the door.
86. She is not the sharpest tool in the shed.
87. She doesn't have all her chairs around the table.
88. Her radio is on but the tuning dial broke off.
89. She is a few grapes short of a fruit salad.
90. There is no furniture in her attic.
91. She is few pinstripes short of Yankee uniform.
92. It's a shame when cousins marry.
93. She never finished all of his homework.
94. Dumber than a box of hammers.
95. Not the brightest star in the constellation.
96. She'll be spending life in the "remedial" class.
97. She is few elements short of the Periodic Table.
98. A few houses short of a neighborhood.
99. She sacrificed a few pieces in the chess game of life.
100. She is a few shots over par.- Surfing in Nebraska .. Ace!!Ramanisky2
- A whole bunch of nonsense.kgvs72
- GeorgesII0
I can't wait for her to become president,
and I'm sure she's a lot more intelligent that it seems,
playing dumb works better for some than playing smart
- GeorgesII0
btw: I'll just leave this here for those who failed history class,
this is an actual video of that Paul dude,
so once again, she RIGHT!!
- ZOOP0
- GeorgesII0
I hate to say it,
but that palin gal,
is pretty fuckn hot
