American TV to watch?

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  • mikotondria30

    Put most of your brain on hold, and watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, What Not To Wear, Project Runway, Wife Swap, Secret Millionaire, Kitchen Nightmares, Bar Rescue, Hotel Impossible, Undercover Boss, Judge Mathis.
    It helps if you have a middle-aged hormonal imbalance and excessive body fat - this will decrease your testosterone and increase your lady hormones, allowing to totally relate to the people involved, and unconsciously weep when the story demands and the gentle music comes on in the background. Like a fat, useless middle aged Pavlov's dog.
    Try to cope with the concept that this is what the rest of your life is going to be like for the next 20 years, without becoming genuinely suicidal.

    • *If you can cope with this idea and NOT be suicidal, please let me know your secret.mikotondria3
    • + All of the survival and gold-mining shows, too.mikotondria3

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