I Am Not A Virgin Anymore!

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  • slinky0

    Schjetne...

    "As a lot of y'all already know, I am a hardcore serious born again christian. so last night I persuaded a girl to marry me. We were both pretty drunk and horny, but we found a minister that would do his shit.

    So today I am stuck with a hideous wife with bad breath and a tendency to bitch and nag, and a terrible hangover.

    BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE!!! "

    I assume you were joking about being a "hardcore serious born-again Christian"... because you are acting in complete opposition to God's law and ignoring what Jesus did for you on the Cross.

    i still feel very sad for you since you lost something you will wish you had back someday.

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