I Am Not A Virgin Anymore!
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- schjetne
Finally I can call
myself a REAL MAN!
- spongebob0
you mean you didn't have a 'little brother' before this?
- kodap0
hehe
- gruntt0
you're growing up so fast.
- schjetne0
I do not understand
the spongebob.
- slinky0
i feel bad for you.
- schjetne0
I feel good for me because I am not a VIRGIN anymore, I am finally a REAL MAN!
- spongebob0
'little brother' = penis
- carsten0
he he
- tough-actin0
so whos the unluckey girl
im assuming its a chick
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- schjetne0
I think I have had a penis all my life. Hm... OR HAVE I?
- schjetne0
tough-actin is correct.
(which may come as
a surprise to a lot of y'all)
- spongebob0
well I'm an ass-virgin and I'd like to stay that way.
- schjetne0
As a lot of y'all already know, I am a hardcore serious born again christian. so last night I persuaded a girl to marry me. We were both pretty drunk and horny, but we found a minister that would do his shit.
So today I am stuck with a hideous wife with bad breath and a tendency to bitch and nag, and a terrible hangover.
BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE!!!
- surfito0
it takes more than a sexual experience to be called a real man.
you need toi know how to hang pictures, carry and pack boxes, switch lightbulbs.
you need to kick some ones ass who is your size or biger, and you need to know a lot about cars and sports.
- schjetne0
no worries surfito, all that is taken care of. The final piece of the puzzle was the act of sexification.
- gruntt0
did you give her a tip?
- DutchBoy0
you are a good Christian, Schjetne.
I just always wished i could be your special choir-boy..
*gtg, see ya!
- spongebob0
schjetne congrats by the way.
hideous wife and all.
