I Am Not A Virgin Anymore!
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- schjetne0
LO motherfucking L
This thread took a seriously wrong turn. No, I'm not really a born-again. I somehow assumed y'all remember me and know I'm the biggest prevaricator Newstoday has ever had the honor of repeatedly ban.
- DutchBoy0
he is risen
Rand
(sep 13 04, 10:04)==========
*looks down at Rands pants..
eh, i mean, i respect you and all, but you know, i still prefer women over men..
- dablammit0
lol yeah thats a typo.
It should have read. " I plan to experiment with homosexuality before I get married."
- Rand0
he is risen
- Bozilla0
Glad I've got a new girl that's a keeper.
Clear
-------------They are all keepers in the beginning. :)
- Kuz0
haha
- slinky0
only if your holding a sharp object in your hands at the same time and pointing it at your eyes while you practice climbing up & down the fireman's pole.
- Kuz0
omg! we got a religious zealot in our midst!
will masturbating make me go blind?
- slinky0
dablammit??
"Yes I definitely made a bad move. However, I plan to have sex with man other single ladies before I decide to settle down. Totally respect the heads that wait until they're married though, its just not for me. "
"I plan to have sex with man other single ladies before I decide to settle down."
i hope "man" is a typo...
- slinky0
good point SUPES!
Supppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp...
howdy lady!
- slinky0
JazX
not Evil.. but a sinner like the rest of the human race..
but it definitely was a bad bad bad bad bad thing.
- supes0
is that what you would want done to you? If someday your wife didnt want you any more?
- iDp0
schjetne - man whats up with your site?
congrats on getting some tail! I remember my first...
- JazX0
I've had sex with married women, does that make me evil? I felt bad about it that's for sure. But she don't want her hubbie. :(
- 2cent0
DutchBoy
Where are you hiding? Dude you "need to get in touch soon. I COULD send you an email, but if I know you like I think I do, you'll see this way sooner. Get on msn and make sweet love to me now, my man!schjetne
(aug 26 04, 02:48)"hmmm... bum darts?
- dablammit0
Yes I definitely made a bad move. However, I plan to have sex with man other single ladies before I decide to settle down. Totally respect the heads that wait until they're married though, its just not for me.
- slinky0
"Don't have sex with married women. "
except the one you are married to and that is all.
- carsten0
I agree with JazX, you must be doing it wrong, because sex is nothing less than magic, if you're with the right person. Or so I've heard.
schjetne(sep 13 04, 08:24)
I am thinking that schjetne is a grand master on the subject now
- dablammit0
Don't have sex with married women.
- slinky0
Schjetne...
"As a lot of y'all already know, I am a hardcore serious born again christian. so last night I persuaded a girl to marry me. We were both pretty drunk and horny, but we found a minister that would do his shit.
So today I am stuck with a hideous wife with bad breath and a tendency to bitch and nag, and a terrible hangover.
BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE!!! "
I assume you were joking about being a "hardcore serious born-again Christian"... because you are acting in complete opposition to God's law and ignoring what Jesus did for you on the Cross.
i still feel very sad for you since you lost something you will wish you had back someday.