The Parlor
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- locustsloth0
There are many unbumpable threads hidden within the sphincter of QBN. It is i who goes to each and every one of them at this time of night and makes sure no one is posting in them so i can maintain this "alone in a deserted bus depot" feeling that is spackled throughout my innards
- locustsloth0
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- locustsloth0
i'm missing the "m" and "p"
- locustsloth0
everyone's finally got me on ignore, haven't they.
One question...
- >locustsloth
- Why'd it take you all so long?locustsloth
- no i put you on ignore a long time agoemukid
- you're a pioneer, emu.locustsloth
- dropdown0
I will never ignore you!
- Design clichédropdown
- i love you and your design cliche's buddy. Any more tumult on the home front?locustsloth
- I'm not asheamed to say I had to look tumult up:
http://www.google.ca…dropdown - to answer your ?:
everything seems to be at piece for the moment...dropdown - how about you?dropdown
- we're pretty good. Fighting the law of diminishing returns, but as far as the family unit, we're pretty solidlocustsloth
- canuck0
- This is what I think of all of you.canuck
- Right back atcha!
(though i haven't watched the video yet)locustsloth - Either we're the best,
or
we deserve a leg sweep...dropdown - Bothcanuck
- locustsloth0
watched "The Prestige" last night. i liked it, but my standards are pretty low. Bale's character's secret was a bit underwhelming (i was expecting [hoping] something to do with the occult). And i couldn't for the life of me shake the Bale freakout tape out of my head every time he spoke
- IT"S DISTRACTING!dropdown
- ya see, fr a second i was wondering whether that was from the rant or the movielocustsloth
- see, and after seeing that i was hoping for some reasonable explanation for the tesla coil trick7point34
- but, no, it was all black magic. great film though. loved it7point34
- locustsloth0
i'm kind of hating everything about today so far
- locustsloth0
Dammit Josh!! This place'd be nothing but ash if it weren't for me. I! resurrected it and made it what it is today!!!
And for that, i apologize.
- dropdown0
It's like when i used to drive by my old highschool and reminisce on how things used to be.
- juhls0
That Christian Bale thing reminds me of how, when it comes to any celebrity, I can't completely separate the character from the person/actor and the story from the author, etc.
- canuck0
- Don't you dare, Lord Canuck. DON'T. YOU. DARE!!!locustsloth
- remember i know of "places". Places you don't want me to be on a regular basislocustsloth
- YOU STAY OUT OF THERE!canuck
- MWHAHAHAHAHAA sputter cough hack vomit HAHAHAHAlocustsloth
- locustsloth0
WHY IS THIS CAUSING ME TO BE SO CYNICAL!?!?!
- canuck0
Just burn this place down already!
- locustsloth0
Ya see, canuck, i'm one step ahead of you. When i brought this place back to life, i knew there'd be people who didn't want it around (like maybe a certain lead singer from a classic rock band).
So EVERYTHING i installed was flame retardant!!! HA!! See? Says right here on the label to a cushion from the sun room:
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MOTHER FUCKER!!!
- canuck0
Have a nice weekend Parlor. Hopefully you are still around on Monday
- TheBlueOne0
*pops squat
- I DON"T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BUT YOU'RE GONNA CLEAN IT UP ANYWAY, MISTER!!locustsloth